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Forums - Nintendo Discussion - Use your imagination to describe developers' reaction to NX dev kit

Teeqoz said:
Salnax said:

Game Freak CEO - "A hybrid what? Console? What's a console?"


Game Freak CEO advisor "It's those things we release Tembo: The Badass Elephant on"


Other Game Freak CEO advisor "But only if NX looks good on the promo poster for the game"



I predict NX launches in 2017 - not 2016

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And now for some 3rd Parties!

 

Activision - "Honestly, as long as it is at least as strong as the GameCube, we can port over most of our licensed games to it. That includes Spider-Man and Transformers. And according to the same rule that led to Black Ops Declassified for the Vita, we will port over at least one Call of Duty game. Do we release anything else anymore?"

Capcom - "We can probably port over Monster Hunter 4, but I'm not sure what else we can offer. Maybe some niche exclusive, but you're going to have to remember exclusive is our code word for a delayed multiplat."

Electronic Arts - "Let's test the waters with a port of NHL 11, at a discount price of $55. We'll even include the free DLC on the disc. If sales are below a million or so, we'll know that no game could ever possibly sell on the NX."

Namco - "Much as we hate to admit it, our games aren't huge hits anymore. Tekken has declined since the PS1, anime games have become less popular since we left PS2 fighters behind, and people have forgotten that Ridge Racer games came out this past decade. Our Tales team is doing fine work, and we lucked out with publishing Dark Souls, but we really need to make the next Smash Bros for Nintendo. Which means we ought to have at least one of our more recent fighters ported to it beforehand, just for practice."

Sega - "Nintendo, we can give you four exclusives this time! We promise that only two of them will be subpar messes, tops! Yes, they will all be Sonic games. Could you also publish one or two of them for us? We'll include Sonic 4 Episode 3! And we make Alien games too someimes, so maybe that could be one of them? Please? We make games I think..."

Tecmo Koei - "We'll work alongside with Nintendo to see what games we can make for the NX that will do well on that platform. Like we did with Hyrule Warriors, Fatal Frame, and Dead or Alive: Dimensions. There is no joke here. We actually resemble a competent and reasonable publisher in this regard. Weird, right?"

Ubisoft - "We have already released half a dizen NX games. Yes, one of them is Just Dance, another is a glitchy AAA release, and the rest are budget titles. But that's all we make anyways."

Warner Bros - "LEGOLEGOLEGOLEGOLEGOLEGOLEGOLEGOLEGOLEGO"

Indies - "Can I make multiple 12-bit sprites appear at once? Then I'm intrigued."



Love and tolerate.

Here goes nothing.

EA

Still underpowered! And i want to put Origin on Nintendo console!

Ubisoft

24fps makes true hollywood game with this kit!

Activision

Oh yeah, now i can boost recycle my Call of Duty! (Ok, high moon, you're up to port my game to NX)

Konami

CONSOLE IS DEAD!

Warner Bros.

Can i make more season pass?

Bethesda

I don't think this dev kit can fix my buggy game.

Valve

Half-Life 3 confirmed!

Square Enix

I always asked for this!

Sega

LOL My old genesis has BLAST processing!

Deep Silver

No comment.



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