I don't get horny on Porn... I need your help

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aikohualda on 09 October 2015

So, whenever my friends/family want to watch a porn I'm never horny. Everyone else is tense or they get off by some stupid monster cock/vagina that just "appears". I just don't find them stimulating at all. Is there something wrong with me? Name me some porn movies that might get me off but be warned, I probably won't be horny.

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Rustuv on 09 October 2015

Uh, you watch porn... with your family?

Check the link below. (note to Admins: it's not really porn please don't ban me!)

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t3mporary_126 on 09 October 2015

Where is badgenome when you need him.

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POE on 09 October 2015

Play more Nintendo.

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Chris Hu on 09 October 2015

LOL, I get it this is a sarcasm thread to the I don't get scared of scary movie thread. Pretty good use of sarcasm 9/10.

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ihatefatkatz on 09 October 2015

I envy you. I always shit my pants when I fap to 2 Guys One Horse

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Ultrashroomz on 09 October 2015

Um, don't wear pants.

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