He's on his way, and he's bringing the missus!

Yeah, I am sure we could drink some mead and bash each other over the head with clubs as we banter about the Broncos and Patriots. 

yet, I do not undersand how Noname cannot grasp the concept that humans can see mountains from a long distance away. He must have an underdeveloped archiac psuedo-huminoid brain.

There's a 't' in "understand," "archaic" has the 'a' before the 'i,' you also switched the 'u' and 'e' in "pseudo," and there's an 'a' in "humanoid." You totally nailed the indefinite article though!

Real Edit: damn, Rol beat me to it.

You got to have your buddy and lapdog rol back you up in the thread title. That is so sweet!

Still more impressive than Denver's running game, though.

Both defenses are too crappy, and the rules too heavily slanted towards the offense, for an accident not to happen. It will involve corners colliding into safeties to the tune of yakety-sax, but it will happen nonetheless.

Thanks Rivers I love you.

Or, you know, Philip being Philip. That works too.

Chargers fans look more stunned than anything at this sudden display of minimal competence.