Donald Trump is the kind of asshole other assholes look at and say "Now THERE'S an asshole."

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) June 16, 2015

"unfortunately" he can't win the republican preliminaries, as he simply won't do a real campaign with speeches around the country and helpers promoting his cause and stuff (not that he had a realistic chance even with all that) - he only wants to be at the TV debates to increase his brand awareness

he makes money from licensing out his name, so he makes sure his name is asssociated with "rich", which is also why he spent several minutes in this speech to  document that he really actually is very rich

AHAHAHAHA! We have one like him over here too, it's called Obaca.

FREE HAIRCUTS FOR ALL!

No thanks Donald

Hair cut tax? 

No no but in all seriousness, he will forget toupee the national debt and end up in wig....I mean trouble. 

Wait, this article wasn't made by "The Onion"? I thought this was a joke.

the story wrote itself.. that speech is amazing.. he referes to himself in third person sometimes.. "Trump would..." 

I want to see Trump cry :)

He'll wipe them with 100 dollar bills.. he had to state his net worth to enter the race.. 8.7 billion dollar....

He won't make the Republican nomination, let alone president. Trump is living proof the kind of American Dream he stands for is dead.