So my girlfriend booked tickets for me to see westlife live with her tonight. I agreed to this whilst half asleep and now i have to go:( otherwise she will be upset. Does this mean i am no longer a man? your prayers for me will be appreciated.

What's westlife?

Go to make your gf happy and u mite get a surprise afterwards . lol

LOL if you have to ask if you are man you probably aren't. Making your girl happy makes you a man . It is that simple.
I don't ask if my girlfreind is a women because she goes to a footbal game with me. Do you? If not don't sweat it. If you do check to see if you are playing on the rigth team.

[superchunk steps in and takes all bobacop and mesoteto's man cards]

Interpretive dance...pfft. That's why girls have friends. Unless this is a Vegas topless show, you're out!!!!

 Those aren't even that good.  The only advantage those have over strip clubs is that you don't come home smelling like stripper and that's about it.

Ah, this sounds pretty bad. Better apply for a permit, or you might end up having to turn in your penis.

i have an uber supply of man card but so you know


moar funny pictures

Mesoteto, why is every post of yours has some stupid cat pic? What is everyone's fascination with all these damn cat pics. CATS SUCK!!!!!

/rant