Slade6alpha said: Anything in Dead Rising. Fucking useless garbage.

The first one or dead rising in general? Cuz the 3rd one had some good weapons 

A shiv in almost any game that has one, most recently used one in Dead Island against a Thug and the results weren't pretty and I was promptly introduced to the asphalt.

I feel like Shivs are there to make it sound like a good last resort or stealthy weapon but really they are the shortest and least damaging weapons that make a plank of wood seem more viable.

From Saints Row, I presume?

Also, that name sounds unnecessarily epic for a weapon.

The "Reaper" from Perfect Dark.

You are required to use that gun in that latter levels. It has nonexistent accuracy and enemies have a lot of health. I ended up giving up on trying to use that weapon and resorted to melee attacks until I got a gun that works.

BB gun from Fallout 3.

srsly, it's just a padle an a ball. What if some space invaders were to come by. How are you gonna defend yourself, huh? By the looks of things, the walls are made out of very thin colored wood planks, so the ball is barely stronger than a fist, so it can't destroy the advanced alien ships. 

And while i'm on the subject of space invaders:

Why does the tank thing shoot just in a straitght line? I mean, is this taking place in 1919? They should at least have heat-seeking missiles if they have shields which can withstand the power of the aliens' lasers.

Though it was fun, especially during the boss fight..

The Spinner from Twilight Princess is basically useless and doesn't do anything (at least they got it right in Hyrule Warriors)

Controversal opinion: I grew to like the coins. It's a good risk-reward type in deciding whether to use your banana/risk your defense vs trying for the super horn. Sure it's probably cost me a couple races, but I would say overall the new dynamic is good.

As basic as any weapon can get, lol.