Well I was expecting a reply to this but it didn't happen so I'm just gonna pretend it did anyway because I spent way too much time and effort in making this gif to ignore it.

So I'm just going to reassure you (and everyone else around here), don't talk crap about Fox. I mean, like really. Don't.

It doesn't usually go well for people who do.

I don't know how to reply anymore, because I just have to say I don't understand half the stuff you type and it's been like this from the first post. Don't take it personally.

I especially don't understand the whole "Zelda" thing. She's, like, the worst character in the world.

But on a serious note, I'm not sure if you're saying Fox sucks only in Smash or as a whole, or if you're saying he sucks cause you don't like vs. sucks because he's a bad character... or if you like Wolf better than Fox as a Smash character or as a character altogether, or I don't even know. Whatever. The hard truth is: as a character in Super Smash Bros, Fox is undeniably one of the best - and as a character period, he's undeniably the most awesome.

Edit: AND also on the hard truth stuff, Star Fox Adventures sucks big time.

Alright, look. I was about to subscribe to your channel when I was done with the Super Mario 3D World video. But something happened.

We have to talk.
You know that 7 point scoring system I always thought of making for game reviews and stuff (for a possibility of eventually making a youtube channel, which won't ever happen)? And, like, my already determined score of 5 for that game?

You stole both. I'm suing you for brain hacking.

Whoa, whoa, man. Getting your memory back? As in, literally getting it back or you don't mean it? Is it a story you can tell? Or do you, like, not remember it?

I never understood the people who think Fox is annoying in Smash. Maybe it's just because he was so prominent in the first couple of games. Regardless, I kinda like how unpopular he's become, makes me feel better about playing him. And um, I was never asking for a proper opinion on this, I was just warning you to not say "Fox sucks" when I'm around. Because you shouldn't.

And this is exactly why. You see, I make small posts like that all the time and never got moderated or warned for it. It means you don't question the beloved Fox when I'm around because you're getting moderated and I'm not. That's raccoon power for ya.

We all did at some point. In fact, I kinda thought about continuing the joke but I hesitated. Zelda is still very bad, though... the only thing that would make her good would be a Sheik transformation, but nowadays she hasn't even got that.