This thread has been approved by: Leadified. (Whom I hope joins the glorious pasta race)

Several centuries have passed... The small troup of the original Saladlanders (President Slarvax, General of the air forces - MohammadBadir and First Commander Anfebious) settled on a new planet, XSaladPastoriusIII, after the original earth had been destroyed. But as always, it shouldn't take long for the Europastasians (General Zisbest, Commander of the 1st Mac n Cheese Battalion - Captain Yuri and First lieutenant Squeezol), now mentally controlling cyborgs, to join the bunch and fight for the supremecy of XSaladPastoriusIII. (Further plot details in the main war thread)

XSaladPastoriusIII in the year 30XX

The situation on the planet now starts getting really tense... both army's have started arming up immensely. But of course, an army is only useful with soldiers to support it! SO, whom will you fight for? The ancient but efficient new-found USoS (United Salads of Saladland) or the reunited fighters of molten Mac and Cheese?

(TL;DR: What do you prefer? Salad or Mac n Cheese?)

All hail our Pasta lords!

Pasta! Pasta! I'm going to fight to the death for the reunited fighters of molten Mac and Cheese.

I have to point out something that Mr. Zisbest (obviuosly) forgot to say. If you join the Salad forces, you'll get a ticket to Disney, and a date with Emma Wattson.

Join the Salad forces today!

Welcome aboard, diligent soldier! Together we shall see the Saladlanders burn in a sea of molten cheese!

Both are great, so whoever needs more recruits, I shall join their ranks!

EDIT: Salad seems to be superior because of nutrition value and other things so I will join with Team Salad!

Pasta master race!

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/macaroni-and-cheese-salad/

Psh. What lame ass rewards. You know what Europasta's got in store for new recruits? Lollipops! But not just random ass lollipops... *drops megaton* Each new recruit will earn 3 Chupa Chups! Oh yes, I said that and I'm serious. How could anyone turn down that offer?