Hyperbole. 

Girls don't exist on the internet, silly

This is why I don't do online gaming much at all, especially not voice chat.

Everyone is an asshole which means you are.  So I shouldn't believe you because you're an asshole.  But wait if I'm not listening to you then I don't think you're an asshole and then I wanna listen to you again.  Oh God I am SO confused

That's what you get for listening to an asshole.

This is why I rarely play any non-local multiplayer, be it on consoles or PC (World of Tanks being the exeption to the rule because of an awesome german-speaking multinational fun-clan I found there).

I played TTT2 on my Wii U in online multiplayer but I'm not very good at it and most opponents I had where extremly cheap to boot, always repeating just one move, locking me pretty much in a cycle of hurt. Thus I stopped very soon and didn't play it online for over a year by now.

You do know sometimes you have to side-step, or duck to avoid moves, right?  If it's the same move, it shouldn't be a problem.

There are no consequences to be anonymous sadly.

Damn it i should've known that. Shit im such an asshole.

When your anonymous, you can say whatever.  Let's people act like jerks without too much consequence.