When you meet someone in person for the the first time, what goes on in your mind?

Here's what goes on in mine:

Man - How am I going to kick this guy's ass if we need to fight? I think of scenarios.

Woman - Is she hot or not? 

girl - face, boobs, ass.

guy - stop talking to me.

girl - area above the mouth, legs, arms, arm pits if visible.. all not covered with hair = I would do her.

men - i'm more awesome than him

Man - what was his name again?

Woman - what was her name again? (also thinking to myself if she's hot or not)

*Don't forget their name, don't forget their name*

5 minutes after meeting them I have no clue what their name is, I must have early stages of alzheimer's or something.

Dammit this is me too.

Human: how quickly can I psychoanalyse it from his/her words and behavior.

Other: no need for that became it's probably not a viable sexual partner.

With women, I'll analyze 'em to get an idea of their personality then either be nice/myself or act like a dick, so she would leave me alone. :D

I ignore guys.

Nothing really, I just kind of do whatever.

Male: They're probably not gonna like me
Female: Seems friendly.