here's mine:

it's kind of uniquely shaped,. most dicks are quite big and stand alone but i live downtown chicago so it got stuck where it could fit between noodles and men's warehouse.  it looks really small on the outside but it actually has the entire upstairs so really it is only a bit below average.  but it still suits my needs cause i'm not into any exotic sports.

I like Dick's but it's not open where I live. Do you want to see my fap picture?

Fun fact: I live near the city Dick's was founded in.

PieToast said: I like Dick's but it's not open where I live. Do you want to see my fap picture?

neat.  are they also in the business of sporting goods?

Lol, wondering why this wasn't locked! Now I understand! XD

I clicked on this thread. I guess I'm gay now.

Best thread ever.

They actually sell items more... intimate goods.

But I honestly don't know why you would go to fap if you have a partner. Their mattresses are more suited for single beds.

PieToast said: I like Dick's but it's not open where I live. Do you want to see my fap picture?

I think I see something floating in front of your fap.

I'm slightly disappointed. That's a nice dick though

Despite living in a small town I got a pretty big dick, I'm just happy to have one.