Oh lawd... My account would be banned if I were to indulge... Really... But im proud of it :---)

C'mon, give us something! Cover it in spoiler and say its NSFW :P

At a party I threw up on someones coat, rather than leave it or tell the person I put it in the was machine and left it there, but didn't turn it on. Why, no idea. I did other weird things but thats the first to come to mind.

Friday I signed up for Tinder and selected both genders.

Matched with 3 girls, 11 guys, so if I ever become gay I guess I'm set.

Deleted it the following day after getting 2 messages and chickening out

i put my penis in a TV remote controller battery slot and acted like it was a vagina when i was younger (I stopped after about 10 seconds)

Climbing through a window at school when I had to stay after school hours for something. The door was blocked and I was like 12 or 13. It was kind of funny though.

Did it feel good?

there's too many things to name,but off the time of my head ill pick from the box of weirdness

I was at walmart at like 3am with my cousin and we put on hulk gloves and thor helmets and started fighting in the middle if the aisle

pbroy said: I pretended I was a girl one time in a chat room and had cyber sex with a dude. Then a couple days later he found out I was a dude. Never heard from him again. Hopefully he didn't commit suicide. I'm so easy to love.

That is quite possibly the best thing ever.

I'll post more soon. Back in 2012, me and my friends were playing bowling. We sucked and it got boring. So me and my best friend made a bet: kicking a bowling ball, who got the more points won. We both got 0, but I kicked it so hard I almost couldn't walk. Thankfully, it healed before the weekend, when I had a Tennis Tournament XD