Something scary just dawned on me. ioi's last chart update was on Friday the 13th.  This was like one of those dramatic music moments where the camera zooms in on my face.  

Has ioi tempted fate and his luck finally ran out?  Maybe one of us needs to volunteer and relive kratos's journey of killing the fates and reversing time.  Or like Man on Fire, has a van full of Mexican gaf gangsters pulled up and abducted him?  

Maybe it's like Michael out of gta.  Kantor spiked his soda but when he woke up he was being beamed into a spaceship.  I'm not saying it was aliens but...

ioi if you somehow find a way to communicate from that ship, gives give us a signal.  7 if you need Master Smeags to rescue you, along with a resurrected Dark Lord Pezus. Two former foes united for a greater cause.  And 6 if all's good and you like your new friends.  Hopefully if 6, they bio-duplicate you. Your clone can run this site while you're gone. 

Bob Dole don't need this you might say, but I say, we must go forward not backward.  Upward,  not forward. And always twirling,  twirling,  twirling towards freedom!  

COMENCE BIO-DUPLICATION!! 

$10 says he'll pop up in this thread and assure us everything is fine.

My sources say that he is busy trying a new fetish

The Lord will grace us with his presence (and charts) when he is ready...

He wanted this to be a secret but ioi has actually been on a Fifty Shades of Grey super marathon during the past week.

As long as he doesn't forget to update and we end up with "50 charts of May" I don't mind 

I'm not ioi ( I think), but I can assure you that everything's alright!

I'm sure he's fine. The more pressing issue is, what on Earth is your avatar?

I was abducted by the aliens too but the bio-duplication failed.  I'm now a cross breed between a Kerotan and an alien.  The only positive I'm a little more colourful similar to the Sony ponies appearing lately. 

And considering there is nothing Earthly about an alien, the more pressing issue is why on Earth did you word it like that? 

I think conegamer is an alien and he's the one who abducted him. People of Chartz, GET HIM!!  

ioi has sent out a subtle signal.
http://www.vgchartz.com/weekly/42036/UK/

He just updated the charts and the Wii has 48 units sold. Divide that by the number of tracked consoles which is 8 and you get 6.

So he is happy with his new alien friends and the site Is likely being run by a duplicate code name ioioi