A: Cause fuck toads.

Q why the long faces?

A: Because I am very happy.

Q. Why does the earth go round the sun?

A: because My friend Mario died today, 32 times... damn it to slow...

i mean A: It doesnt, both, earth and sun spin around your mother...

Q: whats the difference between a duck?

Who is this "Wrong Possible" and why should I answer the questions like him!?

A: A duck and what exaclty? The anwer is chocolate as always.

B: How does Miyamoto sleep at night?

A: He sleeps by being awake.
B: How does Mario tie his shoes?

He gets Peach to bendover and do it

Why is there a pillow under my bed?

A: Because the pillow wants to stay in the dark.

Q: Why kids must go to school?

A: With precision
Q: Why are suggestive Female avatars banned yet suggestive Male avatars reign supreme?

A: Because too many guys here easily premature ejaculate and it was causing a mess.

Q: Why do VGC users have such gross taste in women?

Not really sure if that's wrong or not lol. 

A: Because we have colorful users

Q: How many questions can we ask per hour?