A: Smudge an entire jar of Vaseline over his hair and accelerate on a convertible with the top down.

Q: Why do people love to complain about positive stuff?

A. Because they are full of optimism

Q. Why do they put the fruit at the BOTTOM of the yogurt cup?

A. The bottom is merely a construct, a subjective interpretation from your viewpoint constrained by societal conventions. In reality there is no bottom, except for that which you created. Alter your viewpoint, your mindset, and let go of preconceptions. The fruit is where you want it to be.

Q. Where is the best hiding place for contraband in a standard office cubicle?

A. 👮👮👮👮👮👮👮👮👮👮👮👮 ( The police are coming, the police are coming )👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣.

Q. Where is the equation (-b +/- √b^2-4ac) / 2a used?

A: Michael Pachter uses it for his predictions.

Q: Why is The Order: 1886 so polarizing?

A: Because 7 8 9

Q: Why aren't consoles using liquid cooling?

A. Because the pipes would need to be solid all the way through for it to work appropriately.

Q. Why don't more people play this game?

A. They're too busy touching themselves at night.

Q. Who's winning to 2016 US presidential election?

A: A head of broccoli.

Q: What's the fastest animal in the world?

A: The flying spaghetti monster

Q: Who is the best politician?