When you read people's posts on here, do you attach a voice to them? Like how they would sound like if they were actually speaking. I do with some people. Others I don't.

Here are some examples:

pbroy - dumb blonde
Jizz - a fast speaking little anime geek girl
badgenome - little Japanese dude that smiles when he talks

I usually give the post the voice I think the avatar would have.

You for example have a high pitched voice that is really excited about duck lip pictures and selfies.

Hey there, pbroy.

Do you have something in your teeth? I can help you with that.

*Dumb Blonde*

Yeaa I usually give it based on people's avatar loll

Although, fast speaking little anime geek girl is an interesting choice for me

You actually sound more like Walkens to me, pbroy.

Wright - a soft male voice
Kapi - Microsoft talk it guy because he posts more than humanly possible like a bot
Jizz - the lewd sound you get when flesh bumps flesh
Conegamer- just barking 

There are a handful of users who i seem to have given vaguely unique voices to over time, but for the most part the voice in my head tends to be rather nondescript. Though i do tend to build an image of what people look like in my head based on their avatars, which has resulted in me being unable to imagine conegamer as anything other than a dog :p

Yes. You all sound similar to me. What a coincidence!

Only if I've seen the person speaking. Except Wright. I picture him with a deep, masculine voice.

I assign voices based on the avatar and how familiar I am with the poster. I give old people's voices to the mods since they're grumpy most of the time when they post. With nintendo based avatars or nintendo fans, I use a cartoon like voice. With xbox related poster, I use a whiny voice and with playstation related posters, I use a superior/arrogant or college professor voice. Please don't me mad at me.

All the annoying and stupid posters sounds like Steve Urkel to me lol jk