Mortals! Your time has come!

I have been sent by the great leviathan himself! A prophet of the ultimate destruction. The lord of ruination is upon us!

But all is not lost, children of the Chartz!

There is still time, time before the great awakening... there is time to repent! Hallelujah!

As our great master brings not just the end... but the beginning!

The old world will burn, and in the ashes, a new Chartz will rise up!

So repent! Repent! Repent now so that his good graces will cover you through these trials and tribulations.

Seek shelter under his mighty claw. Listen to my voice. Nay! His roar!

Become one with TruckOSaurus, and you shall be rescued!

Behold! The time of TruckOSaurus is upon us... it is up to you to seek his mercy... or his wrath...

Have mercy on us, great TruckOsaurus.

Edit: I have just reliased that you have changed your name.

Mods can change usernames now without having to ban people?

Us pitiful mods only wield the hammers of banishment. We can only destory, not recreate in his glorious image.

Not mods, me

But yes, username changes are now possible. They'll only be reserved for very specific cases though like users with a NSFW name having to change names.

It would be a wonderous time for revolution. Oh, by the gods let it be true!

Woah, someone is finally fixing this broken site! Thanks Trucks!

Holy.....My mind has truly been blown.

Lucky you. That is a power many will envy.