Oh, yonder river
with mighty quiver.
Sprinkle thy woes
On my toes.

Wet my feet
With joy so deep
Making me weep
As I peep.

Oh sweet fungus
That isn't there,
Thanks from us
Who wear underwear.

Balrog of Mordor,
Narnian boar,
Hogwarts soar,
Mario, please more.

The sweet succulance
Of the British pence,
Is more exciting,
Than Chandler Bing.

A realm Reborn,
Using the pink unicorn,
Is profound,
As vgcharts charts are found.

Woe is the woer of woefullness!
Woe, I say to you
One full of plentifullness!
These words are the true.

How the grass is jolly,
Just as Apple is folly.
How the pillow is soft,
Just like Microsoft.
How...?

Very deep indeed, made me shed a tear here and there. - I chose 'I want to lick carmex' in the poll.

My heart...!

Damn... cut it out! Eating that much Carmex is really unhealthy and will only damage your body more and more!

I'm necrobumping this post so we can all appreciate how deep my poetry skills were in 2015...

*Warning, bring a tissue box!*

Old but gold

Thank you! Ti's better than mold!