shloob
It would take you...
2100 continuous hours
87 days,12 hours,14 minutes
of gameplay to complete your Steam library

"Cumtastic
It would take you...
3564 continuous hours
148 days,12 hours,14 minutes
of gameplay to complete your Steam library

IN THIS TIME YOU COULD...
Climb to the top of the Empire State Building 3,564 times"

In other words, fuck that shit

2905 continuous hours, 121 days, 1 hour 43 minutes. In this time you could run a marathon 640 times.

I don't think this site realizes the poor shape I'm in! 4.6 hours per marathon is a tall order...

Beat it right now, yeah, no kidding, this very second... I guess not that many gamers left don't have any games on steam.

1909 hours. Not bad, it's doable at least.

2283 hours or 95 days and 3 hours.

'In this time you could listen to Vivaldi's "Four Seasons" 3.425 times.'

Well, I like music more than games anyway but as I'm not particularly into Vivaldi I think I will rather listen to some Beethoven and Chopin while never completing my Steam library.

2627 hours.

That said, probably 1/3 of the games I "bought" I never intended to play, as I only got them as part of a bundle.

Majora's Mask
It would take you...
625 continuous hours
26 days,1 hour,41 minutes
of gameplay to complete your Steam library

Now if I did this for my Wii U, on the other hand...

414 continuous hours
17 days, 6 hours, 8 minutes.

Eh, could be worse.

I'm screwed x_x