A lot of people bash Android games because they only think 'real' console games are good. Are you close minded? Give Candy Crush a chance!

I have a simple solution for you people, even dummies can understand this!

Step 1: Don't spend money on the games everyone considers to be good, because going with the mainstream games is so 2014

Step 2: Wait for a while (this can take a bit)

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit! You now have enough money to buy an OUYA and you don't even have to spend any extra cash on those free to play titles!

This was a very simple guide on how even you, can become a real gamer hippie 

If this guide didn't help, then I don't even know what's wrong with you!

Oh boy... What have I started...

OH MY GOD! It was so simple all along! If only we knew before! XD

I've been doing it wrong D:

HELL YEAH! Fuck that mainstream bullshit!

You forgot Step 5: hide in shame

What's with these threads lately?

It's pretty easy. watch one of the first five seasons of Southpark. Take a joke from there, add a gaming twist to it, then post it for the fame

Too late, kickstarted mine (even in the Kickstarter exclusive brown color and with my Username etched in the controller

The Ouya can be left off for long periods of time, because that's how long it takes for F2P games to grind their way through simple tasks if you choose not to buy gems to speed things up at the cash shop. So you're saving more money right there!