Can I sign up for this and attack their site with it?

Hilarious.

All of the following is what needs to happen to Lizard Squad:

The thought of perpetually attacking their servers...

must be a catch somewhere but can't find it. Probably only once a day/week or something like that.

At the very least, you're only allowed to hit one target at a time (which makes sense).

LMAO this is crazy. I wonder how these guys are avoiding prosecution? Things like this have been around for a long time but I don't remember ever seeing one advertised as commercially available to the public.

Yup, I think someone before me summed it up pretty nicely with, "What the fuck."

I can't even be mad. This is so offensively horrible, that it's actually funny. This is legit comedy. I actually laughed. This actually brought a smile to my face. What am I? What am I anymore? What is anything?

this isnt so unnormal. buying ddos attacks is a way to get other sites out of buisness. the only new thing is that they are very open, and not hiden in the darks of the deep web.

The moment you give them your credit card information, they empty all your accounts.