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I have them all 3 of them and I like to switch between all of the platforms



PSN & XBOX GT : cutzman25

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Better yet you need to burn them on a stake, your wife clearly doesn't love you anymore if she would sabotage your Christmas like that, try to get the receipts and pray to god you can return it so you can use the money to get a divorce and change your name as well.



i just have to say youre signature (that gif) is hilarious



"*runs away from the rabid panda*"
You mean the permabanned one?



                
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I was reading through the post and I was getting my pitch forks ready. That's too much money put into a VCR!
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Ah, the terror of marriage, one ring to bind you in the darkness.

By the way, i like that simple but a little fat VCR look. Only console design i somehow dislike is this:



tiffac said:
There is a quick fix to this!

Send me your Xbox One while your wife is not looking xD


Don't listen to tiffac, I've got a far better solution: send me your wife while the XBOne is not looking!   



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Shiken said:

So heres the thing, my mother and sister got me an X1 with Kinect for Xmas.  This is such BULL!  I already have a PS4, why would I want this inferior piece of crap?  The money they spent on that plus the garbage exclusives they got with it (sunset overdrive and MCC) could have easily been spent on more worthwhile things like PS4 or even games for my WiiU.  I can't believe this crap!

 

And here is the worst part!  My wife, who should know me better than anyone else, TOLD THEM IT WAS A GOOD IDEA!  Are you kidding me!?  I can't be with someone who is so simple minded that she doesn't even know her own husband.  I can make my own sandwiches if this crap is the alternative.

 

Complete and utter BS I say!  I can not let this travesty stand unpunished...

 

PS: If you took any part of this post serious, get help.  I love my wife and am very greatful for such a wonderful gift from my family.  And you are insane if you think I won't be enjoying the exclusives from all three consoles.  =)

 

PSS:  XBox still sucks!  =P. *runs away from the rabid panda*

Clearly you have no one to blame but yourself for letting your wife out of the kitchen in the first place!



LMAO that gif in your sig is amazing !



I hate to say this... I came here expecting a spurge thread.