I made a thread once: The title of the thread sounded something like "Let's make the worst game possible!". You'll probably find it if you look hard enough.
Anyways, the first game we made was a Third Person Shooter named "Acid Birds", this time it will be a Third Person Action/Adventure game.
Write a post suggesting a bad element to put it in the game: Whatever your first idea is - Think of something worse than that.
Elements of the game:
-980,777,333 plot-holes.
-Camera gets blocked/stuck very easily.
-Death after one hit.
-No continues
-No checkpoints/savepoints.
-Called "Half-Life 2: The Return of The Acid Birds"
-Whole body exposed in cover system
-Penis exposed in cover system (A small one, to make the women/gays hate it)
-Beautiful environments that you can't access
-EA, Ubisoft Activision, nStigate Games, and modern Miyamoto are developing, Bethesda is the publisher and the game is distributed exclusively through Uplay
-2nd person option, can see yourself from enemie's POV. The A button is used to cover, aim, jump, and fart.
-Every time you die, it trigger cutscenes with Justin Bieber music with 10 hour loops.
-http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=6419712
-Tetris-like minigame, balls instead of blocks. You still have to make straight lines, with no space. Ball falls very short
-DLC where you control a gamer playing the game. You move his/her fingers using motion controls.
-Has a 99% chance to crash for every hour.
-You have to pay real money for extra ammo to be in the game, and then use a "Draw" technique (That makes your character weaker) to get it
-999,999,999 Superman 64-like sections required to beat game
-First gunfight has 10,000 Left 4 Dead 2 Tanks and 10,000 Witches you have to kill within 5 seconds.
-You get weaker as you get farther in the game
-5 main characters. Their voices sound like Spongebob, Jimmy Neutron, Fred (Old YouTube), Mario, and Pee Wee Herman. Person that sounds like Fred screams like Maria Sharapova. The voice acting is out of sync, only half of the characters actually have voice overs, and Google Translate the Japanese text. They say it word for word.
-Single-player mode is always-online. If your connection drops at any time, not only are you booted, but the game crashes and gives you an error message saying it needs to do a full reinstall and setup to make sure it's not pirated.
-The game is 240p, 0.1fps
-Slow, sloppy controls. Can't adjust sensitivity.
-The game is exactly like Earth, and it has real time travel.
-You have little health, but if you learn the enemies, bad AI pattern is ridiculously easy, and boring.
-Ending is locked. It's $500 DLC.
-A single, very slow and unprecise attack animation on each melee weapon. All melee weapons have an incredibly short range.
-http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=6419976
-The Ugly Barnacle Story DLC
-If you want to have the 240p 0.11fps version of the game, you have to pay $777 extra.
-Every person voice acting is lisping and the microphones were messed up while the voice overs were recorded.
-Dubstep and Screamo soundtrack with heaving snoring in the background.
-You have to press all buttons at the same time to jump and open/close doors
-Quick time events like the code in Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire for the N64 (Press every button at the same time and then use your tongue or whatever to press the analog sticks just half way into a specific direction)
-Random pop in and pop out of stuff in the game. Ex: You walk in a room, and suddenly there is a Tree in front of your face that just took ages to load. Enemies sometimes dissapear, but they're actually still there and can attack you.
-You can only move left, and you have to turn the camera if you want to go another direction. Everything else can move and attack in 360°.
-Softcore Lightning x Tidus porn collection included if you pay an extra $999,999,999,999,999,999
-Wii U version has no voice acting, and is gimped to 240p, 0.01fps.
-E.T. the game, Superman 64, Ride to Hell: Retribution, Sonic 06, and Sonic are included as $1 DLC.
-Invisible enemies that attack from behind.
-The main characters are really obnoxious and annoying.
-The game has so many bugs that they release updates and patches every hour to fix them. Each patch takes 10 years to download, and they make the game worse.
-Every new place and scene takes 30 minutes to load.
-When you drive your car, you have to go out of your way to run over 250 invisible Chickens that are scattered throughout the whole world.
-If you stay still for 12 seconds, you have to start the game over. There is lots of stealth parts that require you to stay still for 11.999999 seconds.
-After you beat each level, you have to sit through 10 hour long (Unskipabble) credits which include the names of 555,985,578 quality assurance testers.
-Love story in the game is heavily inspired off of Pumblers Don't Wear Ties.
-The first half of the game is too dark (Graphics, not story), second half is too bright.
-An endless amount of enemies shoot you. While they are bullet sponges, they don't need to hide on cover. It takes a half of a magazine to kill them. They spawn behind you, making it easier for them to kill you. They have the same rifles you have, but the rate of fire is insanely fast. Think GTA 3's M16. Also, the enemies don't need to recharge, so some of them will shoot endless streams of bullets on your direction.
-Heavy online-like lag on single player mode.
-Same writers as *the worst movie ever*.
-Sound effects are very poor. The sound of shooting = The sound of a Hebrew sentence.
