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UK Bans Female Ejaculation and other sex acts from British porn

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What will you miss the most from British porn?

Fisting 10 9.35%
 
Female Ejaculation 55 51.40%
 
Caning 1 0.93%
 
Spanking 9 8.41%
 
Facesitting 13 12.15%
 
Strangulation 1 0.93%
 
Urolagina (Water Sports) 4 3.74%
 
Physical or verbal abuse 3 2.80%
 
Penetration by any object 6 5.61%
 
Aggressive whipping 5 4.67%
 
Total:107
gooch_destroyer said:
Talal said:
Female ejaculation is winning the poll by a lot! xD.


People love to see women cum.

Well, making women squirt is freaking hot.  At least, I think so.  And after I make them squirt, I usually punch them in the face.  You know, just so they know their place.

Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:
thismeintiel said:
Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:
This is out rageous... What in the tits do they think the point of porn is? Next you will know that they will ban sex from porn and thus the world as we know it will end! Oh well, least Japans kinky porn should even out this blunder

Japanese porn kinda sucks, though.  At least if you get it straight from Japan sources, since the privates are all blurred out.  Which really doesn't make sense, since the Japanese have some weird fetishes/vids you'd think they'd be fine with not having it blurred.

Depends on which kind you watch and where you watch it from! There are plenty of uncensored ones avaliable if you know where to look!

True.  Usually the places I go there's a 60 to 40 shot it's going to be blurred.  I just find it kinda annoying and unnecessary.



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DJEVOLVE said:
generic-user-1 said:
who is watching uk porn? but on the other hand, this is wrong! free people of the internet fight back!
there is just one way to hurt those guys. make Thatcher the new word for female ejacuat.


Anonymous - This should be the real job. BLow up porn all over british Internet.


wellcome to fuckrolling, where every link could be a fat british girl with a thatcher mask ejacuation on the union jack...



generic-user-1 said:
DJEVOLVE said:


Anonymous - This should be the real job. BLow up porn all over british Internet.


wellcome to fuckrolling, where every link could be a fat british girl with a thatcher mask ejacuation on the union jack...


This would be awesome. Some old lady on the 5 O'clock news. it was all like squirting, moaning and I prayed to Jesus later that night.

Only way to stop it is to get rid of the law. I would love hearing stories of random porn showing up everywhere on Brits internet.



Thread moved to "NSFW Discussion" for political correctness.



 

Here lies the dearly departed Nintendomination Thread.

That's pretty funny, and pretty infuriating at the same time. Oh well. I guess this just demonstrates how right I was when I thought the government in the UK was laughable at best but truth be told, I thought I was wrong when I thought so.

Also, fisting is definitely life-endangering. I just fail to see how exactly. I get how facesitting could be, but even that's a stretch.

And above all else, I can only wonder how any government could think this is their business to decide. No government should act as a moral police, period.



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KyleeStrutt said:
It's not like female ejaculation actually happens in porn anyway =p

Maybe that's why it's banned... false advertising.



funny how UK government and press cries about Human rights on Russian crackdown on so called Gay propaganda but here we are them banning sexual expression from a medium which is over the year 18.
But Brits dont have to worry there is plenty of porn coming from russia, japan, germany and america ;)



HigHurtenflurst said:
KyleeStrutt said:
It's not like female ejaculation actually happens in porn anyway =p

Maybe that's why it's banned... false advertising.


You guys know what female ejactulation is right? 



wildmorgan said:
PotentHerbs said:
Any notable British porn stars?


Nope, but there are plenty of gorgeous British actresses and models. Porn isn't something the UK does well, but the "ugly" stereotype we give to those Brits is well and truly out of date and uncalled for. Some of the sexiest women in the world are British. I'd take a sexy English girl with a posh accent over any of our dumb ass American girls any day. Heck most of the women in America are fat and ugly unless you go to the west coast.


European chicks in general (the ones in Canada) that I see are gorgeous. But if we're talking about sexiness in general I gotta say Latinas, or maybe Snow Bunnies, possibly Asians, its hard to come to a decisive conclusion, I just love women lol. 



As long as British 'actress''...come.. to another country to do filming Il be happy, dat accent... Not that I watch porn or anything..