http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html

The Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014 requires that video-on-demand (VoD) online porn now adhere to the same guidelines laid out for DVD sex shop-type porn by the British Board of Film Censors (BBFC).

Seemingly arbitrarily deciding what is nice sex and what is not nice sex, the board has banned the following acts from being depicted by British pornography producers:

Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of  if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

The final three listed fall under acts the BBFC views as potentially "life-endangering".

While the measures won't stop people from watching whatever genre of porn they desire, as video shot abroad can still be viewed, they do impose severe restrictions on content created in the UK, and appear to make no distinction between consensual and non-consensual practices between adults.

finally. female ejaculation is so fucking offensive.

What do you expect from Tories though? 

I can't even begin to imagine.

I heard the queen was a squirter

This is outrageous... What in the tits do they think the point of porn is? Next you will know that they will ban sex from porn and thus the world as we know it will end! Oh well, least Japans kinky porn should even out this blunder

Nothing, because brits are not know for great pron, or good looking women

Meh.. Like there is any good british porn away..

who is watching uk porn? but on the other hand, this is wrong! free people of the internet fight back!
there is just one way to hurt those guys. make Thatcher the new word for female ejacuat.

The path to censorship is a long and arduous journey, but with enough grit and focus the parliament will get there.