Any match with Zelda in it is so boring to watch.

Nah, they're all boring indeed.

I've been thinking about making a thread like this, about ranking the Smash Bros. characters based on how much you like them (both to play as and against). I guess I'll do it - again, this is my overall feeling of how much I like a character based on how much I like playing with them (not just in Smash battles but also other modes), how much I hate playing against them and well, just how much I like their characters in general. Here it is.

#51. Yoshi - I just absolutely loathe this guy. Hate playing as him, against him and always disliked his character. Please die.
#50. Rosalina & Luma - don't like playing as her and of course not against her since she's the most broken thing ever.
#49. Luigi - he's my favorite character in his franchise, but boy do I hate him in this game. 0/10 would never pick again.
#48. Wario - this has always been my most disliked Nintendo character, and that bike move is extremely annoying too.
#47. Pikachu - I always made it clear I dislike this character, and it's worse when he keeps using that side B all the time.
#46. Olimar - few things are more annoying than playing against him.
#45. Sonic - hate, hate playing against him, especially when he pulls those ridiculous one-liners. Too edgy for me.
#44. Mii Brawler - boring Little Mac ripoff. Also extremely annoying in multi-man Smash.
#43. King Dedede - his Gordos are ridiculously annoying when spammed. Only reason for my dislike, really.
#42. Diddy Kong - not just OP, but also OP in an annoying way.
#41. Jigglypuff - this one made me cringe when it showed up on the 3DS version. I thought it was finally gone.
#40. Mii Swordfighter - boring Link ripoff and also very annoying in multi-man Smash.
#39. Link - I love Link and playing as him too, but I get way too pissed off when they spam projectiles in laggy games.
#38. Pac-Man - annoying moves all around, but I just can't hate him.
#37. Toon Link - same as Link but a little bit less annoying... sometimes.
#36. Ness - hate his OP throws and never seem to have a good time playing as or against him.
#35. Bowser Jr. - I like him overall, but sometimes it's very annoying to play against him and I don't like playing as him either.
#34. Dr. Mario - annoying clone of an annoying character. Please get out.
#33. Zelda - kinda dull to play as and god that up B and neutral B are so annoying to defend.
#32. Wii Fit Trainer - I can't think of a single thing more "meh" than this character.
#31. Mario - I really hate Mario, but playing as or against him isn't all THAT bad, so...
#30. Sheik - really, really, REALLY annoying to play against, but that's the only thing wrong with her.
#29. Dark Pit - just a boring, more annoying clone of Pit.
#28. Palutena - not a big fan of her, but still nice seeing her in it.
#27. Charizard - side B and neutral B annoy the crap out of me, but overall a decent try.
#26. Kirby - really, really don't like playing as Kirby. It's a shame, but otherwise I like him.
#25. Mr. Game & Watch - really annoying with the neutral B and rolls, but I like him to some extent.
#24. Ganondorf - can be very cheap sometimes, but I don't have a lot to hate about him.
#23. Peach - well she is VERY annoying, but despite that I actually like her character a bit.
#22. Lucina - for some reason I just don't like playing as her despite enjoying Marth.
#21. Villager - can be both annoying and nice to play against. I love reflecting his rocket when he's recovering
#20. Lucario - sometimes I hate it, sometimes I like it. Whatever.
#19. Mii Gunner - though it's my favorite Mii and I like playing as them, they're just EXTREMELY annoying in multi-man.
#18. R. O. B. - enjoy playing as and against it, though it sometimes gets really annoying.
#17. Donkey Kong - nothing wrong with him, but I don't particularly love him either.
#16. Mega Man - can be very annoying to play against (neutrals, ugh...) but I like him overall.
#15. Ike - can be very fun to play as but some of his moves are just too cheap sometimes.
#14. Captain Falcon - though I like him, I also don't. Don't ask me what I mean by this.
#13. Pit - really like playing as him, had a lot of fun doing so.
#12. Duck Hunt - super annoying to play against and I don't like playing as them, but I still love their presence.
#11. Shulk - really good, solid character in every sense. Now if only I can play his game...
#10. Samus - she gets annoying in laggy matches - otherwise, really like her and how she plays.
#9. Falco - I love Falco, and that's about the only reason he's up here. Hate playing as and against him.
#8. Bowser - playing with him is just a LOT of fun, really love it.
#7. Robin - a little bit too slow for my tastes, but otherwise like everything about them.
#6. Little Mac - love his presence, like playing as him and since it's so easy to KO him I also like playing against him.
#5. Marth - not a single thing I don't like about him.
#4. Zero Suit Samus - she's super fun to play as, and when playing against her it's always a nice challenge.
#3. Meta Knight - a hidden gem here. I had never played with him, but when I did it was just so much fun.
#2. Greninja - it's one of my favorite Pokémon and I also love playing both as and against it. Perfect.
#1. Fox - it's Fox, come on.

As if anyone would read this.

Edit: added some descriptions to make it even less readable. If you want to read it, I heard Tingle can decipher it for you at a price of 398 rupees.