And I humbly welcome your ingratiation. No, I'm not saying that I am a part of Microsoft. But, you see, the reason you all are "humbled" is a direct result of people like me. People who bought (and are still buying) the PS4 at such a high rate, that Microsoft had to do something, anything just to keep up because their sales were, subsequently, so low. There would be no XBL policy reversal if not for people like me. There'd be no Kinect removal and repeated price cuts (I'd hedge my bets and say this $349 deal becomes permanent) if not for people like me. There'd be no multiple blockbuster titles bundled for free if not for people like me. There'd be no $100 trade in for PS3s/360s at Microsoft stores, making Xbox One $249 now, if not for people like me. These are all measures to boost sales of Xbox One because people like me are buying PS4s instead. Because people like me are moving so many PS4s, Xbox fans are reaping the benefits of playing catch up.
So, every time you say that you are humbled by Microsoft, just know you're praising me and others like myself as well, whether you choose to accept it or not.
It's a joke
