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Forums - Gaming Discussion - The Dragon Age: Inquisition description by ESRB is hilarious

 

Are you interested in the game?

Yes 18 72.00%
 
No 7 28.00%
 
Total:25

http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/10/24/the-dragon-age-inquisition-ersb-description-is-hilarious

 

"Violent sequences are often highlighted by cries of pain, gurgling/gushing sounds, and large blood-splatter effects; blood remains on the ground in several environments."

The rating summary ends by taking a crack at explaining how some of the sexual encounters work.

"The game includes some sexual material: a female character briefly depicted in front of a man's torso (fellatio is implied); characters depicted topless or with exposed buttocks while lying in bed or after sex; some dialogue referencing sex/sexuality (e.g., “'I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect'” and “The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed…”)."

 

Now I'm really hyped for this game.



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excellent! :D



Barozi said:
excellent! :D

 



As if ESRB wasn't bad enough, it is officially into advertisement now.



That's some pretty nuanced writing there xD



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It's just ESRB doing their usual thing..



                
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AZWification said:

It's just ESRB doing their usual thing..

If they give such insightful descriptions, I may pay a little more attention to them



My god, those comments (outside context) look so cringe-worthy xD



That does make me more excited to get the game. I am glad they didnt make any concessions to the core concept that gave the series its notoriety.

Well, its been pre-ordered for a bit now, so i wont say i'm more interested or less as i was already gonna buy it.



GTAexpert said:

http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/10/24/the-dragon-age-inquisition-ersb-description-is-hilarious

 

"Violent sequences are often highlighted by cries of pain, gurgling/gushing sounds, and large blood-splatter effects; blood remains on the ground in several environments."

The rating summary ends by taking a crack at explaining how some of the sexual encounters work.

"The game includes some sexual material: a female character briefly depicted in front of a man's torso (fellatio is implied);  

characters depicted topless

or with exposed buttocks while lying in bed or after sex; some dialogue referencing sex/sexuality (e.g., “'I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect'” and “The way your t*ts bounce when I pin your arms and take you on the side of the bed…”)."

 

Now I'm really hyped for this game.

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