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The living hell of a man who orgasms 100 times a day

Experiencing 100 orgasms a day may sound like the gift that keeps on giving, but a heartbroken man from Wisconsin can assure you — it’s much more of a curse.

Dale Decker is a 37-year-old husband and father of two who suffers from an uncontrollable condition known as Persistent Genital Arousal Syndrome, Barcroft Media reports.

He first felt the symptoms after he slipped a disk in his back and was on his way to the hospital. Decker inexplicably ejaculated five times on the drive — and says the orgasms have kept on coming ever since.

“Imagine being on your knees at your father’s funeral beside his casket, saying goodbye to him — and then you have nine orgasms right there,” he said. “While your whole family is standing behind you.”

“It makes you never want to have another orgasm for as long as you live,” Decker added. “There’s nothing pleasurable about it because even though it might feel physically good — you’re completely disgusted by what’s going on.”

Decker says the intense episodes have taken an extreme toll on him and his family. He is afraid to even leave the house because evidently no place is safe from his excessive ejaculation.

“If you’re in public, if you’re in front of kids — it’s disgusting and it can break you real fast,” he told Barcroft.

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As funny as this seems at first, I really feel bad for the guy. I can even relate a bit because I had a similar problem at my father's funeral, although it's because I was masturbating ferociously.



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Feel bad for the dude... But LAWL at the "World of GOO" tag...



I felt bad laught at his comment "It gets hard by I just keep on coming"



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Wow, that's such a horrible condition.



    

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I feel sorry for the guy...

I really hope that doctors can find a medical cure for his condition.



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He got his condition because he slipped a disc while getting out of a chair. What kind of chair? I'm just asking.....



So... This condition.. You probably end Up in the healthcare system and you would never have to work again?



 

Face the future.. Gamecenter ID: nikkom_nl (oh no he didn't!!) 

This thread is special in a weird way.. It made me laugh, cringe and cry at the same time.... :/



                
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I'm just imagining how painful this would be after the first few times...

I would consider having my penis surgically removed.

Just watching the video makes me cringe.



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BraveNewWorld said:
I'm just imagining how painful this would be after the first few times...

I would consider having my penis surgically removed.

Just watching the video makes me cringe.

Would neutering stop the orgasms? At least it'll stop the ejaculations...