Astonishing how you still can creep us out.. We're all going to jail..
Anyway maybe you could tutor her? Or is it too late for her?

BAHAHAHA khan jezus if only you spend that time on other chicks you would be drowning in pussy

I think this is, hands down, the funniest thing I've ever read on VGChartz.

Thanks.

I've been in such a similar situation to this, back in first year Uni. Second-generation Indian chick, failing, felt very strongly for her.

Difference is she was in a relationship, and one day she made a move on me. It was in that moment I lost all interest. Cheating is seriously my biggest turn off. Not a fan of these jezebels.

But prior to that incident, I did many the same things as you. Except, you know, invading privacies, and buying candies for the class. I did keep going to those naff uni banquets though.

A mutual friend of ours on facebook (a girl, mind) has gone around liking a few years-old posts, including one incredibly beautiful photo of her in Italy. Damn.

(and the buying of candy was not to impress her, primarily. I have a desk job at the dean's office, it's mainly a gift to my coworkers with the benefit of making sure she sees my generous side)

The invasion of privacy... yeah, you got me on that. Though it's not like they hide those tests or anything; anyone can get at them without having to open anything or have any kind of special access.

Also known as the "North Korean" defense.

You're on Facebook, but didn't know about Whatsapp? Was you not atleast intrigued when Facebook bought them for $22bn?

We should set up a VGC Whatsapp group, though I think that would mean sharing phone numbers, probably a no-go. No doubts Khan already has them, though, after all they're just sitting on our phones all unencrypted.

56%... sounds like she needs a tutor, not a boyfriend.

I could see argue for both. I was always motivated by my significant other to do better. I can think this may not always be the case, but I don't think it'd hurt.

Wait... nothing has happend for like 2 weeks? Did you at least text her "happy newyear"?

Nah, i resolved no-contact over the holidays to keep me sane and enjoying the holidays, although that backfired somewhat in that now *i'm* not feeling the attraction that much anymore, so i'll see how things play this week. Fortunately or unfortunately (because it's in a part of town that's awkward to get to and it's going to be very cold this week) there's another happy hour at a bar that i HAVE to go to now that i'm a part of student government, so i could invite her, see her, w/e

Got too relaxed over Christmas, throws me off my game.