never have
never will

Nope. Almost was a couple times for really minor things but you'd be surprised how far it can go sometimes if you just own up to where you screwed up.

Plus who's going to arrest some kids for underage drinking on 4th of july weekened anyway? 

no i haven't and i sure hope
that i won't

Nope. Why could I get arrested? :)

nope, never got arrested

I just realized how boring my life is.
OT: No, & will hopefully never happen.

I HAVE TRIED MANY TIMES

Once,

I got a cellphone in 1997 and recieved a cell phone call while leaving a 24 hour grocery market in Medford NJ. It was 12 at night and since I wasn't used to driving while talking on the cell phone I talked while standing next my car for around 30 minutes or so. When I got ready to leave a spotlight spun past me and when I opened the door I felt a hand on my shoulder. The cop told me to back away from the car and accused me of resisting arrest because I ignored the spotlight(which I know was BS). Than 2 more cop cars showed up and the accused em of casing stores on the phone and had me in handcuffs with my pockets emptied and held me there for 45 minutes then they let em go without any charges.
It actually infuriated me for many months afterwords. Especially since stuff like this seemed to happen in Medford NJ quite a bit of a time. While I always respect cops for the most part I am much more vocal now when I see cops doing f'd up stuff like that...almost got arrested again when I saw cops doing something similiar to a stranger once. Such is life.

Never been arrested, just bullied.

Last year they accused me of stealing a car. I didn't even drive it, the person who was driving was GIVEN the keys anyways. The name I knew that person by ended up being an alias though which just made the cops get even nastier at me, but It eventually got cleared up.

Uh and the whole story to that is really long and ridiculous, so I'll leave it at that.

I have you all trumped, I've been arrested four times for criminal trespassing, assault (for a bar fight), domestic violence (what do you tell a woman with two black eyes...............nothing you haven't already told her twice), and indecent exposure. Everything has been expunged from my record, so beat that!