S A N T A 

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S A T A N

Santa is the work of Satan and the Illuminati to distract children from Jesus, and make them commit Idolatry.

Santa wears red.

Santa is depicted as red.

Santa is watching.

God is watching.

Travels the world in a day (And many places at once, like in Malls)

God is everywhere.

Obviously a glutton.

Gluttony isn't good.

Children get from Santa.

Jesus teaches to give.

Parents lie about Santa.

Which, as a result, might make children question if God is the same, since he wants you to be good.

But, that's not the fun part. The fun part is whether or not you think I'm serious or not! I'm not telling you (For now...)

Nintentacle! There are children visiting this site you know!

Wait, this didn't get locked?!

Ssssh, maybe it'll get locked now!

Well, if any of y'all young veiwers think you can handle it, copy and paste the thing below this writing.

Santa is not real, the Illuminati is brainwashing you with your favorite shows, and you will (Sadly) probably go to Hell.