Greetings all! I am back from my honeymoon and have decided this is the best way for me to make my grand re-entrance!
Here is the basic plot of any donkey kong game (that I'm aware of):
Donkey Kong and co. have lots of bananas that they love hording/eating.
Other people come in and steal said bananas.
Other people are considered villians as they stole the bananas, while Donkey Kong is portrayed as the hero.
Why, my friends, is Donkey Kong not portrayed as the villian he really is?
DONKEY KONG IS ALSO TRYING TO EAT THE SWEET JUICY BANANA!
HE IS THE MAIN VILLIAN!
We need a game where we play as a legendary Banana warrior on a quest to defend his fellow bananas from being eaten by crazy monkeys, crocodiles, and freaking penguins!
#bananarights
#bananaisthetrue
#waragainstthekong
