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2005 - Took a well known entertainment franchise, and dun diddly fucked it up
With a metacritic of 53 (on PS2) the game was criticised for it's visuals, controls and gameplay
I Mean Avengers goddamit. They don't just throw licenses out for them. Spiderman and captain America goddamit.
2007 - Conan from Conan the barbarian
A figure important to many. It got a 69 on metacritic. Probably decent, but hell... conan!
Criticised for its visuals and repetitivenes.
2011 - Playstation Move (lol) Heroes - 6 iconic playstation characters join together for the ultimate...
...shit game. Hey I warned you about the language.
I was super excited about this. I mean, Sony wouldn't just hand out SIX of their most iconic characters from retro playstation days to an unproven developer, would they? Unless they were super confident of extreme quality, a fleshed out story, amazing visuals and interactivity JIZZZZZ Dude stop highlighting now.
53 on metacritic, rubbish story, rubbish gameplay. Just some excuse for a olympics style game. But seriously sony, by now you've learned not to hand over million-unit selling ip's to them right?
2012 - resistance fireBurning Skies (<--if you dont get the joke, lol you) Lol you thought that said the f word, cheeky
Vita's first big shooter underwhelmed, plus... WHY YOU GIVE NIHILISTIC TWO OF INSOMNIAC's IP's NO WONDER THEY LEFT YOU FOR XBOX @ssholes
60 on metacritic. Was ok for a first attempt at fps I reckon. But not what we wanted. Resistance deserved better.
Ok guys, stop Giving Nihilstic big franchises for them to kill ok? OKAY
2012 - Seriously dude it hasnt even been like 6 months yet CALL OF DUTY BLACK THINGY
Once again they harness the power of the vita (lol) and use their extreme developing talents (double lol) to create a breakthrough game that bridges the gap between blacky game 1 and blacky game 2 on ps3.
Basically, all the maps were basically blacky pops 1 maps, but 3/4 of them cut. Seriously is it so hard to make a map nihilistickTheseGamesUpYour A$$
Game was a drag. many glitches. A one hour length campaign that was the most boring story since romeo and juliet.
Another huge franchise binned into oblivion.
Holy crap ES: Oblivion was fun wasn't it.
Yeah then they changed their name to nstigate closed their website twitter facebook pledged to making mobile games, never made a mobile game, key members left studio probably closed the end
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