I'll be adding Smeags contributions to make the OP even prettier than it is.

9.- Kill everyone. No one can ban you if everyone is dead, right?

Good tips. But how does one bribe mods? How to know what do they like? (Not that I want to bribe them. I'm just curious)

Their language is money and bitcoins. If you have some of it you better start throwing it at your monitor.

10- Don't join VGChartz. You can't be banned if you lurk.

11 - Don't be a fanboy. Mods don't care about your preference, you better mask that fanboyism as best as you can!

12 - Don't post provocative avatars: It may be good to show others the sexiest model in a provocative bodysuit or a skimpy swimsuit, but some users look into this site while at work. You don't want someone's boss to reprimand a user thanks to the bikini babe in your avatar, no?

The most common stealth insult I see here is "You obviously haven't got a clue about....". Basically calling someone ignorant or a fool. I prefer to be politely educated but people get might aggressive on the internet.

They don't call me Smeags the Prudish for nuthin'.

Don't post.

What!? I dont bribe the mods!

*quickly grabs the $50 back that he just handed to smeags*