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JazzB1987 said:
Wright said:

So I can have sex with it now and not go to jail?


Its wrinkly now  are you sure you want to?


It isn't as wrinkly as some of the horses I've slept with, so yeah.



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Wright said:
JazzB1987 said:
Wright said:

So I can have sex with it now and not go to jail?


Its wrinkly now  are you sure you want to?


It isn't as wrinkly as some of the horses I've slept with, so yeah.

I'd be better to do it with the GameCube. Sure, the console is only 12, but I think you could get away with it.



Wright said:
JazzB1987 said:
Wright said:

So I can have sex with it now and not go to jail?


Its wrinkly now  are you sure you want to?


It isn't as wrinkly as some of the horses I've slept with, so yeah.

Why is it when I look at a post of yours, it's always horses?



While alot of people weren't fond of the N64's controller I personally thought it was very comfortable when holding the center & right grips (aside from the knob of the analog stick, especially when playing certain Mario Party minigames.)

I still remember eagerly scouring the monthly videogame magazines at my local supermarket for any new info on the N64 (then named Ultra 64) prior to its official announcement in '95, and then watching it get delayed from holiday '95 to spring '96 and then finally released in fall of '96. I got it for my 13th birthday. I'm so old...



On 2/24/13, MB1025 said:
You know I was always wondering why no one ever used the dollar sign for $ony, but then I realized they have no money so it would be pointless.

Nintentacle said:

I'd be better to do it with the GameCube. Sure, the console is only 12, but I think you could get away with it.


Too purple for my taste.



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NightDragon83 said:
While alot of people weren't fond of the N64's controller I personally thought it was very comfortable when holding the center & right grips (aside from the knob of the analog stick, especially when playing certain Mario Party minigames.)

I still remember eagerly scouring the monthly videogame magazines at my local supermarket for any new info on the N64 (then named Ultra 64) prior to its official announcement in '95, and then watching it get delayed from holiday '95 to spring '96 and then finally released in fall of '96. I got it for my 13th birthday. I'm so old...

It's hard to blame people on the impression though, without having used it.  The construction and layout of that thing was so completely foreign to all gamer's that I could forgive it.  Of course, once people used and got used to it, that was a different story entirely.  Definitely worked out for me.



Xen said:

Why is it when I look at a post of yours, it's always horses?


I guess you haven't seen the posts of dogs then!



Wright said:
Nintentacle said:

I'd be better to do it with the GameCube. Sure, the console is only 12, but I think you could get away with it.


Too purple for my taste.

They had gold ones, didn't they?



Nintentacle said:

They had gold ones, didn't they?


I tried hitting on one once, but it ditched me.



Wright said:
Nintentacle said:

They had gold ones, didn't they?


I tried hitting on one once, but it ditched me.

I'd totally bang a PS3 Slim, then!

Edit: And now you can't say "Too black." because you'd be called a racist!