We all know the internet is a serious thing and we all should strive to make this virtual world a better place to live. So with that, I offer everyone who needs my help, the chance to use my useful tips so that you can be a better person while you type in that cum dirty keyboard.

Tip #1: Express yourself in the same way you would hope other people would not treat you. Sounds complicated right? Not at all! The internet is a place to unwind our tension so we should do our best to treat people like pieces of fecal matter. After all that's how you would hate to be treated but that's exactly what doesn't matter since the internet is a virtual world and no one cares about whatever happens here. Speak up people, that's what the internet is all about. If an opinion is wrong, it's wrong, so you better insult that idiot.

Tip #2: Be sure to watch porn in Private mode and please close the fucking door too! A common mistake. If you are going to use Private mode make sure you actually do so in Private. If you go around watching porn in Private mode you are also prone to being spotted by people who are right behind you, or people who enter to your bedroom from the side. This however doesn't apply if it's your girlfriend/boyfriend/dog. So please next time close the fucking door!

Tip #3: Clean your cum dirty keyboard for once! It's public knowledge that you are a dirty motherfucker but there is no need to go around, further proving that point. So make sure you clean your cum dirty keyboard from time to time. And next time, you should consider to change the direction of your dick so that it doesn't face the fucking keyboard.

Tip #4: You have a degree? Boast about it in an Internet argument! If you have a degree you better use it. And what a better place to do so than the Internet! Did you ever have an argument you couldn't win? Well not anymore! A degree is a mass destruction weapon to use against the weak narrative of your opponents! Wait until he talks about sales, and then shove your maths degree down his throat! That's what I do everytime someone doubts my arguments.

Tip #5: Have fun! YAY! In the end that's all that matters! The internet is for having healthy fun. So you better apply all of my tips! There are a lot more tips that can be added to this thread but I'll leave them for you to discover. Unless you want a 5000 words OP.

Happy hunting!

No fun allowed!

11/10 would bang read again.

You should make a sequel titled "How to Get Banned From VGChartz"!

You should've also added this: If the OP is longer than 20 words...

jk.

Have fun, say what is really on your mind, and grow a thick skin. Peoples negative opinions of you on the internet won't make your real life friends and accomplishments go away.