Ohio State University just published a bunch of lies about gaming. http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/10/141021145316.htm

THey claim that 3d gaming causes more anger than 2d gaming. What a load of nonsense. We all know that 900p 30fps is the REAL cause of gamer rage. What a bunch of ameteurs. I played the 2D game  Super Meat Boy and got so frustrated that i had to go pound some meat. And no - that's not a euphamism or anything - well ok, i did that afterwards. I bet this study was paid for by a bunch of indie devs. Conspiracy theorists unitre!!!!

Is this VGChartz's version of The Onion or something?

http://tech4gamers.com/sony-to-open-worlds-first-underwater-xperia-aquatech-store-in-dubai/

Sony is set to open its first underwater xperia store in Dubai (see above link). Thats great news for those who have been waiting decades for an ungrade

I can't wait to see the product placement for this phone in the new movie. Also, dolphin porn - Lots of dolphin porn

http://www.zdnet.com/microsoft-dismisses-all-xbox-r-and-d-staff-in-china-report-7000035314/

Microsoft just dismissed all its R&D staff in China - which means they all get a lump of coal in their stockings this Xmas - Which means that global warming will probably get worse - Thanks Microsoft

I have invaded this thread for no reason. lol

The Joke is on you because

All your sanity belongs to me now. HAHAHAHA

The Joke is on you because

All your sanity has been destroyed. HAHAHAHA

Everyone thinks that console wars are stupid and pointless, but they are wrong. Dead wrong. My hatred for Xbox is based on sound economic principles.

I have a PS4 and i am happy. But if you have an XB1 and you are also happy, then that is twice the happiness. Hence, there is inflationary pressures on my happiness due to an excess of happiness and now my hapinees is worth less because of YOUR stupid hapiness. The only way to increase the value of my hapiness with my ps4 is to destroy your hapiness with your XB1. Its basic economics.

Here's a graph that explains the whole thing:

Note - Nobody with a WiiU is happy so its all good

 Guinness World Records just voted Call of Duty as the best videogame franchise of all time. That's what happens when you're sponsored by an alcohol brand. Remember kids - dont drink and review - that's how GTA 4 gets 10's.

The absolute worst part of all this is that now we have to deal with world record levels of smugness by game journalists - apparently, they're not the only ones that can be bought off.

Next up for activision is the formation of a political lobby to have Congress declare November to be "Call of Duty month"

Ubisoft may have shot themselves in the foot with their new parity clause. Originally put forth to make sure everyone had the same experience with the upcoming Assassins Creed game, the policy may have lead to the delay of their upcoming racer "the Crew". Yep, the Game had to be patched to ensure parity, which means that it may not work properly until 2015. Why you ask? Well