Note: This is an actual review of the game (Uncharted 1) and is not a joke review. Ignore the minor grammar and spelling mistakes (It's minor this time) my alter ego makes. Since he's now 11 1/2 he's "matre and ready to get goin" 

okay so now after my masterpieces that are falp, et game, shadow game, and TLOZWWHD i bring u uncated nates fortone. 

okay so it all starts when drake and alaynaw on a boat and they found francis nates coffin. drake discovers tbat he isnt in their and that only his diary is they're. so that eventually leads them to discover secrets and stuff. i dont want to say spoilers so justvplay it yourself or watch a youtube lets play.

to say my opinion, the game has a good story but it isnt anything amazin and just keeps the game flowing

i give story 8.2/10

so next is gameplay and the gameplay is good no geat. you climb and walls and jump around for some of the game but most of the game is just useles shoot outs. i mean cum on srsly why are the bad guys in a place where no one was suposed to be. so basicly the game is this:

shoot, climb, shoot, shoot, shoot, climb, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, climb, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot

but the gameplay is still as addictin as heaven, no hell.

i give gameplay 9/10

so next up is difficulty level. the modes are easy, normal, hard, and crushing. i personaly think easy and crushing mode are completely useless since no random shooter fan wants to play a game that is too easy or too hard. and any gamer can enjoy normal mode and hard mode is hard enough. so thats wat i think about the difficulty levels.

i like hard mode the best

i give difficulty levels 8.5/10

so overall uncated is a very enjoyable game and is geat fun the first 2 times. the worse part fer me was that the game started to feel bland onn on my third time playing, but it was still awsome. so final score is 8.6/10

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Although the review lacked depth, I agree with the final score.

If this doesn't follow Rule #14 (Which I think it does, since this one is actually understandable) then lock the thread, please. 

vey gud rviw uf uncated nates fortone.

10/tn wud red agin

Oh my, someone actually did worse spelling than on my Shadow The Hedgehog review!

eye trid mi besht.

Well you tried, and that's all that matters. Those teachers were so mean for making you repeat Kindergarten 25 times!

i cri everytim

Even the text is crying guys, thats how bad the grammer is in this thread

y u do dis

owh giod why ;___;