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We all have been in the previous situation, luckily there are better ways to hide your boner!

#1. Use stuff to hide your boner, For example books/paper or clothing you are not wearing like a coat
#2. If your pants has front pockets, put your hand in your pocket and keep your penis back.
#3. If you can sneak off or have a moment alone, tuck it in below your belt. A belt is a lifesaver aside from making you look good!
noone wants to see you walking around like a monkey with your pants at your knees and your underpants exposed.
#4. Wear clothing a few sizes bigger, disguises everything
#5 start moving your arms and legs, blood will move to these limbs, thus deflating your boner, might cause you to look silly.
#6. Think about something else or do something else, this will take some time.
#7. spill a cold or hot drink in your lap
#8. Do none of the above and just wear no pants, this option is the lowest on the so called `morals and values` but works pretty good

What do you do to hide a boner?



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Crap can this be moved to NSFW please



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Wait what ? Hiding !? its the attidude of a BOY not a man, you should be ashamed of yourself.



why hide your boner for? just flaunt that shit and play it cool, trust me it works



MoiseHnkel said:
Wait what ? Hiding !? its the attidude of a BOY not a man, you should be ashamed of yourself.


i'm trying to apply #8 in most cases



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I usually just take off my pants. Then no one seems to care much about whether or not your penis is hard. The cops don't, at least.



wear tight panties? Stops the blood from flowing properly.



I'm proud of my Boner and everyone may see that



 

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Briefs under jeans generally do the trick. At least to the point that no one would be offended.



No.. don't move it to NSFW... everyone should see this thread.. as a Public Service.



 

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