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That I'm getting pretty turned on right now. She is in absolute beast mode, and it's giving me a funny feeling. The fact that she is not letting me play is not bothering me a bit. Anyone else get aroused when they play with their better halves? Oh! And the game is awesome! That is all.



"Games are a trigger for adults to again become primitive, primal, as a way of thinking and remembering. An adult is a child who has more ethics and morals, that's all. When I am a child, creating, I am not creating a game. I am in the game. The game is not for children, it is for me. It is for an adult who still has a character of a child."

 

Shigeru Miyamoto

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Err, not what I was expecting lol.



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Just run away when she starts playing one of those god-forsaken rocket barrel levels. Spousal abuse might be imminent...

(by god do those levels bring out the worst in me, even more than the fucking minecarts. The two of them are really what keep me from ever rating these games highly).



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Mr Khan said:
Just run away when she starts playing one of those god-forsaken rocket barrel levels. Spousal abuse might be imminent...

(by god do those levels bring out the worst in me, even more than the fucking minecarts. The two of them are really what keep me from ever rating these games highly).

Why everyone hates rocket barrel levels? They are a pain the first time, but once you get used to it, it's perfectly fine...



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Mr Khan said:
Just run away when she starts playing one of those god-forsaken rocket barrel levels. Spousal abuse Pegging might be imminent...


Fixed.





Wanna throw the Gamepad against the wall. The game it's product of the devil (in the sense that's it's pretty hard).

 

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Mr Khan said:
Just run away when she starts playing one of those god-forsaken rocket barrel levels. Spousal abuse might be imminent...

(by god do those levels bring out the worst in me, even more than the fucking minecarts. The two of them are really what keep me from ever rating these games highly).


Well, she is Latina so spousal abuse was inevitable from the beginning. CALIENTE!!!



"Games are a trigger for adults to again become primitive, primal, as a way of thinking and remembering. An adult is a child who has more ethics and morals, that's all. When I am a child, creating, I am not creating a game. I am in the game. The game is not for children, it is for me. It is for an adult who still has a character of a child."

 

Shigeru Miyamoto