I went into my storage room and ran my fingertips slowly over my SNES.

The ball is in your court now.

Well, I'd assume it is because they either have no life or a very sad one at that and live vicariously through a video game related internet forums.

Hey now, don't joke about rape. A certain user will have a bitch fit and report you! Then you'll get banned because some people don't understand  the concept of humour!

They're just concerned for our well being. That's all.

Plus I guess Nintendo news is exciting, whether good or bad. It's boring in the other areas of the video game map.

It's the Internet. Deal with it!

And we have the answer.

Looking at some people's post history, it's saddening almost to the point of concern for their psychsocial well being.   The need for allegience assurance is so great that their insecurities compel them to denigrate anything that threatens that bond.

Whatever you're smoking, bro, pass that shit! I wanna hallucinate just like you

There's a Luigi and a Skyward Sword Zelda figurine standing next to my Xbox 360. I tend to rub myself against these two figurines each day, so I do touch something Nintendo .

this is easy to answer, its easy to hate on Nintendo consoles after the wii, hardware they are a generation behind and they have no third party support, so people that don't have time and extra money to spend, wont even consider it, lets be honest its not a good value unless you really want to game on the gamepad and love Nintendo games.

I get what you're saying, but I've seen this mentality in multiple threads and it's really played out. "If your games are so fun, why don't you just play them instead of being on the internet".....

As if you have to play your games 24/7 and if you play a second less, they aren't fun and you're bored and have nothing better to do than post on forums