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You walk into your house, and as you head for your room, you hear moaning. You then open the door only to find your Girlfriend/Boyfriend getting the brains F*CKED out of them!

 

In that very second.. what do you do?



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A user over at IGN had a similar situation where he caught his girlfriend cheating with his bestfriend

 

I recently tethered a jailbreak for my IOS5. But that's not important right now:

Cut to this morning, when I woke up, in an empty bed as usual (she ALWAYS gets up in the morning). I was expecting to come out and see my best friend playing Skyrim, and her on her laptop, like any normal day. 

I came out to find the TV was off, and my girlfriend and my "best" friend separate on the couch very, very quickly. Kind of the same way you'd cut off porn when someone walked in the room? I got that vibe. 

My girlfriend asked me to go get milk from the store, and asked her if she could come with. This is where my naturally paranoid brain started ticking. IOS5. My iPhone. There must CERTAINLY be an app for this. I find a little thing on Google called TSA. This is a "secret" voice recorder, made for the only purpose of recording bad things you know are going to happen. I guessed my girlfriend and my best friend, Bob, for short, would say something the second I closed the door and left. I left my phone on the table, the secret recorder ticking away.

Skyrim was on at that point, so I heard a lot of epic noises, but among the noises, I heard a voice, "Man, this morning was close," my girlfriend said, with a sigh of relief. Followed by a "No more morning stuff, that was way too close."

For any girls on Vesti, I KNOW what I did was dirty. But to any guy out there, tell me given the knowledge that I had, he technology, and the capability, you wouldn't have done the same thing I did this dreary, sick morning.

But, I digress. What do I do Vesti? My girlfriend leaves for California for a week on Monday for Thanksgiving, and Bob will be here with me. Do I confront Bob first? I most certainly have to use the voice recorder, and it will be a harsher reality on him than her that I'm not the stupid male people take me for. They played right into my hands this morning, and I served them well.

EDIT: TL;DR Caught my girlfriend cheating on me with a sound recorder, dunno what to do.



trasharmdsister12 said:
End it all


^ This



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Leave.



Jump in and f@ck them both



Punch the hell out of the dude and Kick the girl out my house



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trasharmdsister12 said:
End it all


Lol



Kill them all.

No mercy for cheating.

If it is your husband/wafe you can allege that killed them on anger... no prison too... you will fell happy again.



She would blame me for her cheating.. Thats how woman are.. And i would accept it.. Thats how I am..



 

Face the future.. Gamecenter ID: nikkom_nl (oh no he didn't!!) 

Don't have one but this would be my reaction.

Haha seriously though the best thing to do would be to move on, there's plenty of ladies out there.



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1. grab a camera
2. later, suggest we make things an open relationship
3. rejoice!