RolStoppable said:
Ratatouille, the game, is confirmed and on release lists since months. Have fun, while destroying your videogame collection.
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What? No... I don't believe it! The game will exist? I was actually correct? I was partially joking, but knew it was to be true, even though I did not want it to be true. Damn it! I hate these movie-games!!! I knew it was going to happen! It's a fucking rule! It had to happen. Now I have to go and destroy my video game collection! Why did the movie, have to become a game? And why is the game being released, before the movie? What if the movie sucks, like "Shark Tale?" And now, they're going to make a Toy Story 3 game, before the movie comes out, in 2008. It's too predictable. Ratatouille (as awkward as it may sound) will get lost in the video game library, and end up in Wal-Mart for $9.95, or $14.95, bundled with a sports game. Everyone knows how these pieces of shit end up. They're going to end up, sitting in pawn shops, where nobody ever buys them, with their beaten up, scratched up cases, after being used, and abused, by the little kids, who don't know how to take care of their video games, after their parents buy the game for them, who have absolutely no knowledge on what good video games are, think the games are equal to Mario, typically buy the game, because it's childish, and the movie it was based on, may have been good, judge the cover, and stupidly spend a shit load of money, on the piece of shit, and give it to their children, who will play it once, get bored of it, think nothing of it, the parents wont notice, and forget that the game exists, and the game will exist in the house, unnoticed, and get lost with the McDonalds toys, and stuffed animals, until everyone in the house either moves out, or have a garage sale, finds the game again, forget where it came from, and only knows its existence, sells the game for a fraction of the cost, think they made $5.00, when they actually lost the price of the game, when purchased brand new, minus the $5.00, and a few days later, buy another movie-game, and the cycle repeats itself. Fucking assholes.
I knew Ratatoille would become a movie-game. The second I saw it in commercials, I could already picture myself, looking at the piece of shit, with all of the other games, in Future Shop, with a price of $59.99, knowing that a few years down the road, it would be priced at $9.95. Like seriously, nobody wants them, they only serve as video game library fillers, exist, only so that advertisements can say that an even higher number of video games, exist for certain consoles, because people are too money greedy, and unimaginative, to make better video games, they get shitty reviews, have shitty graphics, never become legends, and disintegrate in the dirty, pile of sports games, missing their manuals, with their beat up cases, and crusts of food stains, and names, written in permanenet inc, lieing helplessly, in pawn shops. Nobody ever talked about "Shrek the Third" for the Playstation 3. How come there are no threads in VGChartz, titled "Shrek the Third is coming for the Playstation 3!"? How come it was never talked about? I didn't even know the piece of poop existed until I walked into a video game store, and saw it, brand new, looking at me, with its disgusting eyes, priced as $59.99; It stayed there, until a typical parent, bought it unconsciencely, because only the movie it was based on, itself, was enough to warrant a purchase. I hate third party games. I hate them here, I hate them there, I hate them everywhere. I hate third party games. I hate them, Sam-I-Am!
