Varok Saurfang

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• When Saurfang and Crowley first fought, it resulted in the Sundering, the second time caused the Cataclysm.
• In Soviet Russia, High Overlord Saurfang cleaves spam.
• Saurfang's Overpower could cure cancer, but Saurfang's attacks are never dodged.
• No one knows Saurfang's DPS. Nothing has ever lasted that long.
• No one knows High Overlord Saurfang's DPS because he just /threaten's the bosses/mobs until they give him all their loot and any associated achievements.
• High Overlord Saurfang has a talent forest.
• When High overlord Saurfang tanks he doesn't generate threat, he generates promises.
• The Lich King threw a dinner party, Deathwing and Saurfang both went, but Deathwing had to change.
• if you say the word "Saurfang" and "cleave" in the same sentence you will be "cleaving sound"
• Saurfang once killed 100 bosses just by saying the word "cleave"
• "There can only be one Prince of Darkness"
• That prince may be Arthas, but Saurfang is king.
• Ulduar is Saurfang's jukebox.
• They say under his beard, is no chin, only another cleave.
• One thousand Needles was created when saurfang saw a picture of the grand canyon.
• One day, Saurfang cleaved one of Deathwing's eggs. Now we have li'l Deathwing.
• If someone killed Saurfang (theoretically) Azeroth would be nuked, the Galaxy would implode, and some idiot would push the History Eraser button.
• When asked about Kael'thas Sunstrider Saurfang only replies: "Merely a setback."
• Gamon is Saurfang's mortal form.
• The author above was cleaved for saying that Saurfang could possibly be mortal.
• It is said that Saurfang is from the Blackrock Clan, but for some reason, everyone that says so have been found dead in different places on Azeroth, all cleaved.
• High Overlord Saurfang doesn't need to be a Shadow Priest to melt faces in PvP.
• When Saurfang donned Merlin's Robe, the text reminded mere players that "there's always something cleaverer than yourself."
• One day, Saurfang decided to go fishing in The Maelstrom. He caught a very big fish. He decided it wasn't worth cleaving, and spared it.
• Saurfang is the only person who can emote /teabag, but he never does it because nothing is ever left of those he cleaves.
• Saurfang decided to make a dwarf alt in cataclysm. He used it to punch deathwing in the face...
• One day, Saurfang decided to throw his axe into the air to see what happened.The result was: Crashing of the Exodar.
• High Overlord Saurfang does not need an ancient druidistic curse to have the ability to cleave....unlike some people.
• High Overlord Saurfang does not Cleave bare-handed like Crowley because to do so would result in the total obliteration of Azeroth by a single Cleave. Instead he uses the much less powerful axe so that we will still have a realm in which we may bask in his glory.
• 2,789,000 is not in fact High Overlord Saurfang's HP, but the number of players Saurfang is allowing to live. Notice that if attacked this number decreases sharply...
• Saurfang can have more than one form of tracking on at one time.
• Saurfang uses Thunderfury as a toothpick, Invincible's reins as floss, and a night elf mohawk's head tied to a stick as a toothbrush
• Saurfang, en route to Lordaeron by boat, decided to try Bladestorm near the Maelstrom. Thrall was left behind to try to fix it.
• Saurfang was one of the Old Gods, but he decided to create the Titans to teach his former friends a lesson. After the work was done, he disposed his titanic tools as well. Only Saurfang remained to prove this true story.
• Once a Blizzard employee tried to delete Saurfang for fun... Blizzard is desperately in need for new employees since then.
• When Thrall and Garrosh fight for the rank of Warchief, Saurfang comes out victorious.
• Saurfang once created an alternate dimension, where he never existed, and everything was peaceful, known as the Emerald Dream. Sadly, he accidentally destroyed it by waking up.
• If you somehow survived one of Saurfang's cleaves, you would feel obligated to thank him for cleaving you.
• Humans run from orcs. Orcs run from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris runs from Saurfang.
• The Goblins only receive the Best. Bracers. Ever. from Saurfang as a gift for coming into the Horde.
• It was not the scale of Deathwing that Rhonin used to destroy the Demon Soul. It was actually a piece of Saurfang's toenail.
• Since Saurfang's awesomeness can not be contained within only one realm, Saurfang created the emerald dream, so that he had a place to store his extra awesomeness.
• Also note how the emerald dream is green. This is due to the fact that Saurfang's awesomeness is the color of Saurfang.
• The cake isn't a lie, Saurfang got it, also note that the phrase "The cake is a lie" actually was misspelled, it was meant to be: "The cake is alive", which, coincidentally, actually is a lie, as Saurfang cleaved it.
• When Saurfang did the quest "Mok'thardin's Enchantment", Aged Gorilla Sinew dropped after one kill.
• Saurfang sucks.
• The above person is actually Saurfang posting against this page, because on top of everything else, Saurfang is also HUMBLE.
• Chuck Norris is Saurfang's IRL character.
• Saurfang created the creators.
• If Saurfang cleaved glass, it would revert to sand.
• Saurfang CAN touch this, and then he cleaved it.
• When Varimathras said, "Don't worry about the fine print, the soul consumption clause is never exercised", he forgot to take Saurfang into account. Although, it is more Soul Cleaving Clause than Soul Consumption Clause.
• Saurfang can't.."Cleaving sound"
• The crit videos depicting Saurfang in action are not actually Saurfang's crits, they are his stunt-double's. To actually show one of Saurfang's crits would be to destroy every mind in Azeroth. (Alternate ending: They are not Saurfang's crits because infinity is not a number.)
• $15 a month is the tax Saurfang charges players to enter his space
• When your account expires it's Saurfang cleaving you for not paying to be on his land, you need to buy more time to resurrect yourself.
• Saurfang wasn't in Warcraft 3 because that would involve a player controlling him, if that happened then they would be cleaved and die, thus leading the citizens of Earth to all sue Blizzard
• Saurfang doesn't like a lot of things, the small list of things he does like is: His cleavers, axes, more cleavers, his worshipers, hogger, this page, some more axes, dual wielding pole arms, cleaving god, and things he kills
• Note that the above statement mentions "cleaving god" as one of the things Saurfang likes. Of course Saurfang likes himself, or else he would cleave himself, because Saurfang does not like imperfection.
• To power the Death Stars laser, the empire attempted to harness the power of Saurfangs cleave ability. The resulting death beam is only a fraction of what saurfang can do, but the best the empire could hope to manage.
• Saurfang likes Orcs, Tauren, and Trolls. But not Blood Elves and Forsaken, that's why they start out with lower rep
• Whenever Saurfang /kicks or /slaps someone's character, an axe comes out of the users computer screen and proceeds to cleave them.
• Saurfang can believe it's not butter, the only thing Saurfang can't believe is that some nerdy programmers created him.
• The above statement is false, as Saurfang created Blizzard.
• While in Ahn'Qiraj, Saurfang sneezed on the floor. The result was Viscidus.
• The above statement is false as it implies that Saurfang is attacked by germs when in actuality, he cleaves them before they can get close.
• Saurfang is the reason Sargeras went insane.
• Saurfang's cleave made the old gods crazy.
• Old age is afraid of Saurfang.
• Half of all your repair costs are actually royalties paid to Saurfang for all the damage you've done to mobs. This is because Saurfang invented damage.
• Saurfang was never born, he willed himself into existence!
• Alamo, Mellin and Halbrium all learned how to play from Saurfang himself.
• Saurfang Knows all, Sees all, and Cleaves all.
• Alamo teaches you how to 'fite', Saurfang teaches you how to die.
• And then Saurfang said, let there be God!
• Saurfang once cut himself while shaving, the result was King Varian Wrynn's Chin
• When you face Saurfang's son in Icecrown Citadel, Saurfang cast Mind Control on his son before the event starts, and uses his magic to lift him and his pawns midair to make his son look as awesome as he is. But in the end, his mind changes and he decides to let the raid kill his son - he is Saurfang, and his awesomeness mustn't be challenged...not even by his own son.
• The loading screen is essential because you might step on Saurfang's foot when being ported in. The loading screen finishes when it has ensured he has walked away.
• Mankrik's wife wore Gnomish X-Ray Specs and visited Saurfang. She is now a Beaten Corpse.
• The real reason the Eastern Kingdoms and Kalimdor split is because that was the day Saurfang cut his very first birthday cake. Afterward, Saurfang decided that Thrall should cut the cake instead.
• Alliance players won't be able to face the Lich King, Saurfang will always cleave them all at the gunship battle.
• The only thing you have to fear is Fear itself. And High Overlord Saurfang. Actually, no, just High Overlord Saurfang; Fear retired the day he willed himself into existence.
• When Saurfang does push ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.
• Saurfang can create explosives with only the Herbalism profession.
• Saurfang once killed 53,297 zombies with a single cleave attack.
• When Saurfang's fish died, he flushed it down the toilet. We call it the Maelstrom.
• Year 2012 is known to be the year when Saurfang will realize that he is in fact in control of his Cleave ability.
• The above author was cleaved for implying that there are things that Saurfang does not currently realize. Saurfang knows all, and controls all.
• You can neither run or hide from Saurfang.
• When the Barrens was divided in two, it was thought to have been caused by the Cataclysm. It has now been discovered that Saurfang accidentally dropped his axe while taking a walk in the Barrens.
• Saurfang dual wields Chuck Norris.
• If you roll need on loot, your friend rolls greed, and Saurfang passes, Saurfang gets the loot.
• The above statement is wishful thinking, as Saurfang owns all of the loot in World of Warcraft. He simply allows the other living things to borrow and fight over it for his amusement.
• Every night before he goes to bed, Sargeras checks under his bed for Saurfang.
• Saurfang did For The Horde! without setting foot into the Alliance cities. The leaders hung themselves when Saurfang yelled their names outside.
• Deathwing is Saurfang's noncombat pet.
• When Saurfang uses Intimidating shout EVERYONE, raid bosses, adds, the WHOLE raid itself is immediately scared and reduced to half their maximum health.
• Deathwing isn't returning and causing Cataclysm...Saurfang just found his axe.
• Saurfang was Grom Hellscream's vocal coach.
• Illidan can instantly tell when raids are not prepared: Saurfang is absent.
• Saurfang does not need the help of a mere raid to kill Illidan because Illidan is not prepared for Saurfang.
• Saurfang taxes all the creatures that use cleave.
• The Eye of the Storm battleground was once on the same level as the Netherstorm, until Saurfang made a downward cleave.
• A rogue once crept into Orgrimmar and sapped Saurfang... who immediately one-shot ambushed him from behind.
• The Deeprun Tram was made when Saurfang charged to Ironforge from Stormwind.
• Saurfang lost his lighter, so he paid a little visit to Ragnaros.
• "Gigantique" Bag is Saurfang's dice-pouch.
• One time Saurfang got sick-the aftereffects were the Plaguelands.
• Saurfang has a small fish, its name is Nessy.
• Saurfang can cleave Azeroth and hit Outland... And did.
• Years after Saurfang cleaved all r priests and paladins, Saurfang got bored. He wanted to feel the flesh of holy gnomes getting sliced by his axe again, so now in Cataclysm there will be gnome priests. But no paladins. Saurfang deems the gnomes unworthy.
• Archavon is Saurfang's Pet Rock.
• At level 1 Saurfang's starting weapons were both Warglaives of Azzinoth.
• The above author was cleaved for suggesting that Saurfang can be a level 1.
• Saurfang does not have to wait for Arthas to come in CoS timed. The young prince will run like hell.
• You may have noticed that your computer never works properly, but other machines, like toasters, do. Well, when Saurfang cleaves, its immense power is radiated all over the Internet, causing all kind of troubles. Toasters don't have an Internet connection.
• Saurfang isn't running to the hills, the hills run to Saurfang.
• Lag is caused by Saurfang's pure awesomeness.
• Saurfang decided in the middle of June 2009 that he needed some alone time. So now we're all stuck on the "Authenticating" screen.
• Thrym uses the Vector Coil as a toothpick. The Iron Colossus uses Thrym as a punching bag. Saurfang uses the Vector Coil as toe lint, Thrym as a toothpick, and the Iron Colossus as a toothbrush.
• High Overlord Saurfang raided the patch 3.3.0 instance Icecrown Citadel. Twice. The only one who asked him how he got the patch is named Grom Hellscream or something similar. Saurfang got pissed after the question and turned into a giant Pit Lord and killed Grom. Shortly after he got out of the body. The remains are still in Orgrimmar.
• This used to be a joke, but Saurfang cleaved off all the funniness.
• When Saurfang was a kid, someone gave him Lincoln Logs. He was so happy, he decided to put his pet slime in it. These days, we call the whole thing Ulduar.
• Saurfang has an enrage timer. It's mentioned somewhere in Revelations.
• Saurfang observes Algalon.
• Saurfang once used a toothpick (after eating planets, of course). We now call that toothpick Frostmourne.
• Saurfang soloed Hogger. Nuff said.
• Saurfang actually started off like most players, killing crabs for quests. However, his crabs were named "Vezax".
• All raid bosses are immune to Saurfang's taunt. No raid bosses are dumb enough to focus on him.
• Saurfang is curious to see what happens when he uses his most powerful cleave. He has plans to find out on December 21, 2012.
• Saurfang shot the sheriff, the deputy, AND his wee doggy, too!
• If Saurfang were to wield The Stoppable Force, a paradox would be created.
• Saurfang CAN make a silent crusader talk, even though it is a sword.
• Mankrik's wife pissed off Saurfang once. No one has seen her ever since.
• Saurfang CAN let the Alliance have all the fun today.
• Saurfang can tame druids.
• Saurfang does not use his full strength with Cleave anymore. He thought one Sundering was enough.
• The cake wasn't a lie. Saurfang ate all of it.
• And then he ate the above commenter for reposting a joke on HIS page.
• In Soviet Russia, Saurfang still cleaves you.
• The only reason ANYONE is able to find Mankrik's Wife is because Saurfang wills it.
• Saurfang made Ragefire Chasm by kicking a gnome warlock into a wall in Orgrimmar.
• The guy who made the atom bomb called himself "The Bringer of Death". He could only use this title because Saurfang didn't want it anymore.
• Saurfang once took a turtle, a bird, Hogger's brother, and a shoe and threw them all in a hole. He then barfed and crapped on them and threw his old axe down. The next day, a new being came forth. He is known as Yogg-Saron.
• Saurfang does not eat pork, he eats souls.
• Saurfang was originally going to be made into a tier 3 raid boss but Blizzard was too afraid of what he would do if they suggested making him killable.
• All of Northrend used to look like Sholazar Basin. Saurfang thought it was too hot.
• Saurfang once met Kurdran Wildhammer. Kurdran begged for mercy saying "Please, this is madness!" Saurfang proclaimed "MADNESS?! THIS. IS. THE BURNING CRUSADE!!" he then cleaved the Dark Portal into existence again and punted Kurdran through it.
• Saurfang got mad at a gnome once and threw him on the ground. We now call it the Blasted Lands.
• High Overlord Saurfang created a new timing system. 1337 hundreds of a second in a second, 1337 seconds within a minute, 1337 minutes within an hour, 1337 hours within a day and so on and so on... Some blood elves disagreed. They are now known as wretched.
• Hogger is Saurfang's lvl 11 alt.
• If you heal yourself while Saurfang is cleaving, you get struck by Holy Cleave
• Saurfang doesn't get rickrolled. Likewise, he does not have to sit through stupid pre-video advertisements or wait for his videos to load. When Saurfang clicks on a video to see something, that something shows up without interruption.
• Saurfang once decided he didn't like the look of female ogres. No one has seen one since.
• Saurfang had every single Realm First achievement on every realm, but decided to give up the achievements so players could have a shot at them.
• Saurfang's first name is an acronym. It means- V.A.R.O.K. - Very Awesome Ruling Orc Killer.
• Czoogathun angered Saurfang. Saurfang cleaved his name in two. Now the name is C'Thun. The missing letters were disintegrated.
• Due to Saurfang's modesty, the time was changed from O'Cleave to O'Clock.
• Saurfang once pissed in a lake. It is now called the Sunwell.
• When you see Saurfang, Saurfang sees you...when you don't see Saurfang, it's because he cleaved your eyes out.
• Saurfang didn't have a wife that gave birth to Saurfang the Younger. Saurfang felt a bit lonely and decided to pop an adult male orc out of his butt. That explains why Saurfang the Younger is brown.
• The Devil is Saurfang's alt.
• Saurfang's level 1 alt is called Tirion Fordring
• Saurfang was once bitten by a venomous snake. After about a week of excruciating pain, the snake died.
• Saurfang's Cleave does not have a GCD, for it kills any seconds that dare get in its way.
• Saurfang created Teldrassil by planting a watermelon seed and spitting on it. The only reason there are no watermelons in Teldrassil is because Saurfang told it not to grow watermelons.
• The Well of Eternity didn't became the Maelstrom by vile magic, it was just flushed after Saurfang crapped an Old God in it.
• Saurfang cannot... *cleaving sound*
• During winter, Saurfang hikes the Storm Peaks and camps in Ulduar.
• As you read this the person above me has already been cleaved 1337 times.
• One day, Saurfang the Younger's soul will rip out of Frostmourne and cleave Arthas, Instantly killing him.
• Saurfang's armor isn't Tier 6, that's his skin
• When you drink Darkmoon Special Reserve Saurfang's level increases.
• In reality, High Overlord Saurfang hits you with restraint, because whenever he hits full force he not only kills you, he cleaves your life in half, destroys the Twisting Nether, and cuts the Great Dark into a pizza, which he eats
• Saurfang taught demonology warlocks how to cleave. They just infused it with Shadowbolt.
• If a rogue uses Shadowstep and appears behind Saurfang, Saurfang is still behind the rogue.
• Saurfang does not believe in God, God believes in Saurfang.
• Saurfang does not use Mortal Strike because there is nothing "mortal" about Saurfang.
• Once Saurfang coughed when he was cleaving, the result was Fel Cleave.
• Saurfang doesn't spam cleave, it's just that you don't live to see him use other attacks in between.
• Saurfang does not use a Glyph of Cleaving because he has a Grimoirie of Cleave (aka his autobiography, which warlocks use to teach their felguards how to cleave). In fact, Saurfang doesn't read, he just Cleaves books until they give him all their knowledge.
• Jaina doesn't like Thrall; she just allied with him to keep Saurfang from soloing her town.
• Saurfang's first name is not really Varok, it is actually his level.
• Saurfang once sneezed while in Silvermoon City; the result is now called The Scar.
• Sludge monsters were created when Saurfang farted in a bathtub.
• Saurfang once spat into the dark portal and killed the Pit Commander on the other side
• Troll Roof Stalkers are only stealthed on the roofs of Orgrimmar to hide from Saurfang. It doesn't really matter though, as Saurfang's vision is not affected by stealth.
• When Arthas was casting the instant kill spell Lich King's Fury in the Tirion's Gambit quest, he was actually just asking Saurfang to cleave in your direction.
• Saurfang hails from Cleaveland.
• Saurfang killed the above poster for using such a weak pun.
• High Overlord Saurfang CAN divide by zero. And he has before. The only reason a paradox was not created was because Saurfang was able to comprehend the resulting number.
• High Overlord Saurfang can tame dragons.
• High Overlord Saurfang once used Whirlwind. The result is now called the Maelstrom. He does not use Whirlwind so often because it is "too lame".
• High Overlord Saurfang uses the Old Gods as punching bags.
• Whenever a nerf occurs, High Overlord Saurfang grows in power.
• Whenever an Alliance raid attempts to kill High Overlord Saurfang, he cleaves them all in one shot, and then gives them a debuff known as Rejection. This de-buff destroys all of the player's armor, reduces their stats to -100, and constantly gives them fatigue. It also lasts 3 hours and persists through death.
• High Overlord Saurfang's level has recently been changed from 72 to 82. This is not an actual reflection of his level, but rather a more accurate update, since 82 is closer to infinity.
• Saurfang was born at 13:37 o'cleave.
• High Overlord Saurfang doesn't mourn the loss of those close to him; he considers them lucky not to have died by his own hand.
• Yogg-Saron is the stress ball of Saurfang.
• Yogg-Saron does not cast Extinguish All Life. It is Saurfang sneezing.
• If a tree falls in the forest, it screams from agony since Saurfang cleaved it.
• Saurfang’s cleave is his auto attack
• Saurfang doesn’t need a flying mount for Tempest Keep instances; He flies there instantly whenever he wants it.
• After distillation, 100% Saurfang becomes 100% Saurfang. We tried to determine the potential of the new Saurfang by running some tests. The method involves cleaving and none of our test subjects got past one shot. We hereby conclude that old Saurfang = new Saurfang = pure awesomeness.
• Titan's Grip is Saurfang's racial passive
• The only reason High Overlord Saurfang does not cleave every rookie Horde death knight who comes to see Thrall is because three top death knight talents were originally named Might of Saurfang, Guile of Saurfang, and Rage of Saurfang. Blizzard had to change it because Saurfang is a modest person and cleaves anyone who dares to disagree.
• High Overlord Saurfang can wield Axe of the Gronn Lords not only with just one hand but with only just one finger.
• High Overlord Saurfang's Death Knight alt does not need any diseases or runes to use Obliterate. It just replaces his auto-attack.
• High Overlord Saurfang can move when Shade of Aran casts Flame Wreath. Unfortunately, the shade doesn't last long enough to cast it, we just have to take Saurfang's word on this.
• High Overlord Saurfang can make a triple play in baseball, with only the batter and one other runner.
• Arthas Menethil only killed 100 of Stratholme's 25,000 citizens, Saurfang cleaved the rest.
• When High Overlord Saurfang uses Intimidating Shout on you, you don't run away in fear. You awake from unconsciousness several hours later with your pants soiled, your weapon broken, and in the next zone over.
• Once, High Overlord Saurfang became slightly angered after a stealthed gnome in Orgrimmar thought it would be funny to /spit him. Saurfang intercepted the gnome, throwing him across the globe to Blackrock Mountain, where he was eaten alive by The Beast.
• High Overlord Saurfang never kills Gamon; Gamon just kills himself whenever Saurfang wants.
• The level shown in High Overlord Saurfang's portrait is just there because his real level is not fit for mortal eyes.
• Saurfang doesn't need mounts, sprints or any speed enhancement stuff; he just APPEARS.
• Titan's Grip was originally planned to be named Saurfang's Grip, but Blizzard didn't want to imply he could only use two 2-handers at once.
• Once, out of boredom Saurfang tried to kill himself. The servers were down for a week.
• Despite what many people say about him, Saurfang does not raid. The bosses die before he even shows up.
• There is no Cow Level. At least, not after Saurfang went there.
• The Plaguelands were created when Saurfang did a /burp emote in northern Lordaeron.
• High Overlord Saurfang doesn't swear. Curse words are too afraid of him.
• The Infinite dragonflight aren't the ones screwing up the Caverns of Time. It is actually Saurfang in disguise.
• Saurfang is in your bedroom, wearing your watch.
• In a fight between Saurfang and Saurfang, Sargeras would lose.
• High Overlord Saurfang doesn't have a respawn timer. He doesn't need one.
• Saurfang's hearthstone crits for 1337 damage. He considers it his weakest weapon.
• Saurfang vendors Head of Nefarian.
• Saurfang is too mighty for mere flags. When he fights in Warsong Gulch, he runs back to the Horde Base with Darnassus tied to a stick.
• If High Overlord Saurfang uses something that triggers the GCD, everyone in a 50,000 yard radius gets the GCD instead.
• When High Overlord Saurfang says "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!", every damn player and NPC on Azeroth sits down and eats a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, except for tauren males, who start dancing.
• High Overlord Saurfang can use a bow, and he uses axes as ammunition.
• No one has ever seen Saurfang's angry face, because his cleave moves faster than his facial expression can change.
• High Overlord Saurfang once learned Soul Link by punching a demon in the face.
• High Overlord Saurfang has infinite talent points. He has spent 20.
• Saurfang's Taunt is completely useless, as nothing on Azeroth is stupid enough to focus all of their attention on him.
• High Overlord Saurfang is the only being in existence to have survived Tirion Fordring's Reckoning Bomb.
• Saurfang once asked for Enchant Weapon - Major Intellect on his axe. No one dared ask why.
• Overlord Saurfang is only afraid of one thing...Mrs. Saurfang.
• Saurfang is able to play the hero class "Bard".
• UnitClass() returns "SAURFANG" on Saurfang.
• Despite being class SAURFANG, Saurfang doesn't need to reroll his toon to play the hero class "Bard", or any other class, for that matter.
• Saurfang needs no healers. He needs no one to tank for him. He's the one-man raid who will take Sargeras down. While sleeping and with one hand tied behind his back.
• Saurfang will once, and only once kneel down to anything. It will be to loot Sargeras. You have been warned.
• If you put Saurfang, Edwin Vancleef and the black stalker in the same room for about 3 seconds,The result would be the blackened Defias Armour set.
• When Saurfang drinks Darkmoon Special Reserve, his perception of your level doesn't decrease; your level actually decreases.
• Officially, High Overlord Saurfang is exalted with the Horde and the Alliance at the same time, but that's because Thrall and the Alliance Lords couldn't afford to be at war with him. Even so, he hates both sides to keep his rage bar full.
• When Saurfang was level 10, he joined the queue for Warsong Gulch. When he entered, he was level 72. His first cleave cleaved the battlefield in half, his second killed both Spirit Guides, his third killed everyone else.
• Any attempt to Shield Wall against Saurfang results in a broken shield and a cleaved face.
• Saurfang whistles in Darnassian.
• High Overlord Saurfang doesn't actually have a rage bar... instead the bar below his health is actually a new measure of power not implemented yet. The only reason it isn't implemented is because Blizzard was afraid that putting a numerical measure of Saurfang's awesomeness would cause a paradox.
• Once, High Overlord Saurfang used Cleave while affected by Sweeping Strikes. The attack caused a chain reaction of attacks that slaughtered every single gnome in a 700 mile radius.
• You know, it's not Kil'jaeden who Kael is trying to summon from the Sunwell. It's actually Saurfang.
• In reality, Saurfang has already killed all of us. It's just that his attack is so powerful it creates an alternate universe where it seems that we are still alive.
• In a base defense game, Saurfang is a tower class.
• The Molten span was created when Saurfang fired his toilet cleaner and he refused to leave the office.
• If Saurfang were your pet, he'd dismiss you.
• Saurfang's rage stays at 100.
• Saurfang's class is not 'Warrior', it's actually 'Saurfang'.
• If Saurfang killed himself everyone else would die instead.
• Saurfang can kill a player in a duel before the 3 second countdown is finished.
• Saurfang can swim from Kalimdor to Eastern Kingdoms in a single stroke.
• High Overlord Saurfang can use Shield Bash, Shield Block, Shield Wall, Shield Slam, Spell Deflection, and Intervene all at the same time...without using a shield.
• Saurfang doesn't get Mind Controlled. He gets so bored when he fights that he falls asleep and sleep walks.
• Saurfang is immune to the looks change that comes with Blix's Eyesight Enhancing Romance Goggles. And your face will get cleaved if you even THINK why that's so.
• If Saurfang cleaves you, you do not lose 10% durability. You will lose all your armor, and will be unable to return to your corpse because the pieces will be too far apart from each other to rez all at once. You cannot even create a new character, as the cleave has already killed any character you've ever had or ever will have.
• The green glow around Saurfang’s weapon is actually a poison. When one is affected by this poison, they feel as if they were continuously being cleaved in the face until the excruciating pain causes them to commit suicide. However, no one has ever been infected with it because Saurfang’s cleaves are always fatal.
• Saurfang does not have every profession; Saurfang is every profession.
• Saurfang once visited Drek'Thar in Alterac Valley; the result caused the entire Alliance and Explorers' League forces to execute a full retreat.
• High Overlord Saurfang's Cleave is so powerful that it can be seen from Outland by the naked eye.
• High Overlord Saurfang is always Out of Combat, because any opposition made against him is considered too trivial and one-sided to be considered actual combat.
• Items cannot be soulbound to High Overlord Saurfang. He has no soul.
• High Overlord Saurfang collects only the heads of dragons. He eats the rest.
• When High Overlord Saurfang AFK's out of a Battle Ground, YOU get the deserter debuff.
• "Hardcore" is a word to describe the flesh of High Overlord Saurfang. No other word has been invented so strong or descriptive enough to describe what lies beneath that entire hide.
• High Overlord Saurfang wasn't killed, he feigned death because Kruul wasn't worth his time.
• Blizzard once tried to nerf Saurfang but changed their mind after he murdered the programming team.
• High Overlord Saurfang IS prepared.
• High Overlord Saurfang always knows the EXACT location of Kranal Fiss, Stolen Silver and Mankrik's Wife.
• THERE ARE NO LEGENDARY WEAPONS IN OUTLAND! Saurfang lives in Orgrimmar.
• High Overlord Saurfang wasn't actually trying in Silithus. If he had been, no one else would have been able to fight.
• High Overlord Saurfang is the REAL faction leader of the Horde... Thrall is just the peon who cleanses his cave and picks up the skeletons of the floor.
• High Overlord Saurfang does not use weapons, armor, or any other type of equipment. What we see is just a manifestation of his absolute awesomeness.
• High Overlord Saurfang is not affected by resurrection sickness since 75% of infinity is still infinity.
• Saurfang gets the "Your target is dead" message any time he tries to use a skill on anyone, because if he's targeting you, you're already done for.
• If Saurfang were to open a trade window with you, all your gold would instantly be sent to him.
• Saurfang doesn't have crits. If he did, WoW would have many major server crashes, due to the fact that Saurfang's attacks make enough lag already.
• Saurfang doesn't fall off Outland. Outland falls off Saurfang.
• Saurfang overaggroed the Shade of Aran.
• High Overlord Saurfang can kite a critter.
• It is rumoured that High Overlord Saurfang has an enrage timer. The fact that we are all still alive, however, is proof that no one fighting Saurfang has yet survived long enough for said enrage to happen.
• High Overlord Saurfang doesn't really have a whirlwind, he is just spamming his cleave so fast that it looks like one.
• When the Lich King invaded Orgrimmar, High Overlord Saurfang killed a frostwyrm by jumping on its back and riding it like a skate board into the ground. Upon the sight of this, the rest of the undead forces fled in terror.
• High Overlord Saurfang can skin humanoids, mine for fish, and harvest demons.
• Ra, Ashur, Zeus, Jupiter, Odin, Quetzalcoatl, Waaq, and other similar proper names are, in reality, aliases of the same entity. Yes, you guessed who it is.
• Saurfang sees you when you're sleeping. Saurfang knows when you're awake.
• When Saurfang is thinking about cleaving someone he turns green, when Saurfang isn't thinking about cleaving someone, he turns into a Leper Gnome.
• Saurfang starred in the movie "Saturday Night Cleaver".
• High Overlord Saurfang can polymorph, except instead of a sheep, he turns you into a corpse.
• High Overlord Saurfang is capable of charbroiling a steak simply by staring at it long enough. However, he rarely has cause to use this ability, as Saurfang is a purely social eater. Saurfang actually gains nourishment by passively absorbing it from the souls of all living things in both his world and ours. This is the cause behind aging and death.
• Likewise, Saurfang the Younger shares his father's appetite. At the Wrath Gate, Saurfang the Younger was feeling a bit peckish when Arthas appeared, wielding what appeared to Saurfang the Younger to be a sword-shaped buffet of souls, and so Saurfang the Younger allowed himself to be killed. He will emerge from Frostmourne once he has eaten his fill. He will then declare himself the new Lich King, order the Scourge to drop dead, and recruit Arthas as his scullery boy. His father will then whack him upside the head for taking so long.
• Saurfang has never needed to level his weapon skill. Even if his attack misses, you will still die.
• In reality, Darkmoon Card: Greatness is a chip off Saurfang's toe nail.
• You don't kill raid bosses, it's actually Saurfang telling them to die because you were taking too long.
• Saurfang is the only thing that is keeping the Burning Legion from taking over Azeroth.
• Whenever the servers are undergoing maintenance, it's not because of Blizzard looking for flaws. Saurfang damages the server every week so he can have some fun.
• Saurfang can solve two rubiks cubes and 100% through the fire and flames on expert at the same time. Without using his hands.
• Saurfang doesn't kite. He glares at the mob and they go where he wants.
• "Additional instances cannot be launched." This is the message you get after Saurfang does his casual instance runs to farm the raid bosses, resulting in them being on a respawn timer.
• Sargeras will be an entry-level raid for Saurfang.
• Saurfang doesn't miss - he's just too awesome to hit you. You still die, anyways. This doesn't make sense? It doesn't matter. Saurfang doesn't make sense, sense makes Saurfang.
• The Titans are Saurfang's trash mobs.
• The Titanic Watchers are Saurfang's critters.
• Saurfang's crit created the Twisting Nether.
• You don't wipe on Saurfang. Saurfang wipes you.
• When the forces of Azeroth first raided Saurfang, he summoned some adds to deal with them since he was too bored to do it himself. They were called the Burning Legion.
• Arthas won't be defeated in the Icecrown Citadel encounter. The final boss will be Saurfang the Younger, who has eaten Arthas' soul through Frostmourne.
• Once, a night elf hunter attempted to kite Saurfang to Darnassus. The huge bones in Darkshore are what's left of Saurfang's jogging snack. The hunter's bones are somewhere there, too.
• The Cataclysm won't destroy Azeroth's landscape. Saurfang's Cleave will do it.
• Saurfang makes you think you disconnected. In fact, Saurfang killed you.
• Saurfang's loot table consists of the raiders' corpses. And an Emblem of Stupidity.
• Saurfang's alt visited Naxxramas in the original game's beta. Kel'Thuzad handed him the loot and opened a portal to Orgrimmar. Saurfang still killed him anyway.
• You can't fly in Azeroth because the sky is filled with Saurfang's win. The Cataclysm will just be some of that awesomeness breaking free.
• Saurfang carries his items in one bag. It's called 'Orgrimmar'.
• The Death Knights thought they served the Lich King. They actually served Saurfang. They still do.
• Saurfang's name doesn't include the word fang. All fangs were named after Saurfang.
• Saurfang's duplicity is, in fact, surprising.
• Saurfang remains unconvinced.
• Illidan thought this was too easy. Then, Saurfang came.
• Saurfang was not prepared. The result didn't change.
• The Sundering never happened. Saurfang happened.
• The ending of the original WoW beta wasn't caused by Blizzard. That was just Saurfang done leveling his alts.
• The Gates of Ahn'Qiraj opened when Saurfang zoned in on Silithus.
• Saurfang has a skull instead of a level. Those who try to raid him have skulls instead of heads.
• The Old Gods made the Titans do it. Saurfang made the Old Gods do it.
• Saurfang's tears cures the Plague of Undeath. Too bad Saurfang never cries.
• Saurfang can DPS, Tank and Heal. Too bad he never needs to heal.
• Blizzard pays Saurfang to not kill everyone with cleave.
• Saurfang doesn't actually need weapons. He is a weapon.
• Saurfang mines with Shadowmourne.
• The Corrupted Blood plague did not originate from Zul'Gurub; it originated from a puddle of Saurfang's spit.
• The only thing stronger than Saurfang is Saurfang when he's mad.
• Saurfang doesn't have the Champion of the Frozen Wastes title. He has the Champion of Everything title.
• Saurfang beat the Eye of C'Thun in a staring contest.
• A Priest once tried to use Mind Control on Saurfang. The priests mind immediately Exploded from the awesomeness contained within and caused a contagious rot to appear in the brains of the Plagued Roaches which caused worldwide attack by Zombies causing Azeroth to be temporarily known as Zombieland
• Azeroth and everything in Azeroth is officially known as Saurfang's
• Saurfang's clothes are made from the very fabric of reality
• Saurfang can touch this. And when he does, it gets cleaved.
• Leper Gnomes are actually Saurfang's boogers.
• Saurfang is the only known trainer for Tauren Rogues, because only a Tauren Rogue is as awesome as Saurfang. Unfortunately, no one awesome enough to be trained by Saurfang plays World of Warcraft, thus the Tauren Rogue will never come to be.
• You play World of Warcraft, Saurfang plays Earth.
• When you log on to World of Warcraft, you're trespassing in Saurfang's yard.
• Chuck Norris played World of Warcraft. When he saw Saurfang, he hid under the bed until his account expired. He hasn't been back since.
• The Burning Legion wiped on Saurfang. They've been extending their raid timers for aeons and still can't down him.
• Saurfang once used the Well of Eternity as a bath tub and poured Seamonkey's into it. The result was the underwater city of Nazjatar and the Naga race.
• The Dark Portal is not a connection between Azeroth and Draenor based from the Arcane magic of the Twisting Nether, Saurfang actually cleaved the space-time continuum between the two worlds.
• Many people don't know this, but Saurfang carries a throwing knife to supplement his already godly arsenal of weapons. That knife is The Ashbringer.
• You know how they say, "Like father like son?" Draenor wasn't torn apart by multiple portals ripping it into pieces and throwing it into a chaotic alternate dimension. It was Dranosh Sarufangs childhood tantrum.
• Saurfang is not concerned about your well-being, he determines it.
• When Illidan declared "You are not prepared!" he was actually warning players about Saurfang. He also thought he'd be merciful and kill anyone who entered Black Temple, since knew players never would be prepared.
• After Kratos killed Zeus, he challenged Saurfang. Saurfang punted Kratos into the first Death Star, causing its destruction and saving the rebel base.
• When Saurfang eats waffles, O Fortuna plays in the background.
• When Saurfang entered a battleground he got 100000 honor kills in one cleave.
• The Lich King once used Fury of Frostmourne on Saurfang. Saurfang dodged it and cleaved him.
• When Saurfang moves during Flame Wreath, Shade of Aran blows up.
• Saurfang once used mind control on everyone in Stormwind to kill each other, the last surviving one was chosen by Saurfang to become Hogger
• Saurfang was chosen to become the weekly raid quest but was deemed impossible cause everyone died when they came within a hundred feet of him. Saurfang later cleaved Archmage Lan'dalock and sent Dalaran crashing into Icecrown Citadel, killing the Lich King.
• Saurfang is the president and vice president of Blizzard
• Saurfang and Darius Crowley once entered a staring contest with each other. The result was the Cataclysm.
• Saurfang doesn't have Gearscore, because it would be over infinity.
• Saurfang cleaved Cleveland from Family Guy due to copyright infringement of his holy land.
• Guns dont kill people, Saurfang does.
• Saurfang doesnt kill people, people play possum and hope he doesnt notice them.
• Saurfang runs 3 times as fast as a Shadow Bolt
• Saurfang's only attribute is "Saurfang".
• Saurfang can pickpocket you for your bag's content, however, he never does so due to it being complete garbage to him.
• When Saurfang gets in your view distance, you are instantly affected by Fear which continues until Saurfang exits your view distance.
• Saurfang doesn't Corpse Camp you because when he cleaves you, your body is erased from existence.
• He does, however, enter the spirit world and cleaves your spirit, and then cleaves the spirit healer, as a result, your character is rendered unplayable.
• The reason Mount Hyjal has a pretty flat top is because Saurfang cleaved the top half off it when it had a peak.
• The Twisting Nether used to be referred to as simply "The Nether" until saurfang used Bladestorm.
• Once Saurfang is clicked on, he instantly cleaves you for not paying the poke toll.
• When Boromir said "ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR!", Saurfang cleaved him and walked in one single move.
• Saurfang can jump from Kalimdor to Outland and back in one jump.
• Artifact items are vendor trash to Saurfang.
• Blizzard will not implement the "Gnome Punt" functionality because Saurfang reserves it for himself
• saurfang hate music and as such as declared that there will never be a Bard class
• When Saurfang announced that he no longer eats pork, the pig farmers immediately changed to farming sheep and Garrosh turned vegetarian.
• Saurfang obviously is on Team Saurfang he let the Alliance get Jacob and he decided to cleave Edward because God forbid more members of the Scourge (Saurfang allows there to be a god for the stupid matters in noobs lifes, because Saurfang knows cleaving doesn't solve everything just 99% of it)
• Saurfang once bought four pet lizards from the local pet shop. At dinner time he shared some of HIS food with them. The result was the creation of the Dragon Aspects
• Saurfang made sure that the Pandaren are neutral; the reason that they're neutral is because if you mock a Pandaren, they automatically cleave you. (He taught them that.)
• Saurfang makes Heigan dance

http://www.wowwiki.com/Saurfang_facts

No one got time to read dat.

If you even tried reading, you knew that saurfang read it during his latest cleave

Did you know that patience is a virtue that I do not have? So reading all that would be next to impossible!!!

Ah yes Saurfang... The Chuck Norris of WoW.

Do not let saurfang hear that his slam woul get you launched back to the bronze age