I discovered  VGChartz back in 2010/2011. I remember Khuutra winning the VGChartz  Greatest User Tournament of 2010. How time flies.

I can't believe I never saw this.

Well, here it goes. I'll describe VGChartz as how I think it kind of looks now.

Sony is a dead man walking. They are worth nothing and they are so pitiful they are not even worth getting purchased by Microsoft or Nintendo because who the hell wants to pay those debts? Sony is doomed. They have failed in the handheld market, PS Vita is just sitting there suffering in silence unable to move nor speak while an IV keeps it alive. PS4 good sales mean nothing when compared to the rest of the company. There is no future, all is dark. Oddly enough, at the same time PS4 is a raging beast which sells like hotcakes and has the best third party support in the whole history of humanity, every single game performs better in PS4 (even PC is jelly!) and also Sony happens to own Naughty Dog (Or should I say Naughty God?) which produces games so perfect that perfection itself is jealous of these majestic masterpieces. Also, PS4 will totally achieve 90% market share by half the gen with double the sales of PS2 and if you doubt it you are a complete jerk.

Microsoft will have to quit gaming division. Xbox is selling incredibly poorly, Kinect was forced so that's a no-no to any sane person. $500 was too much for an underpowered console with a useless gadget, and $400 price tag is too dumb when PS4 is more powerful at the same price. $350 offer is insane loss for MS. Xbox offers nothing that PS4 doesn't. Microsoft is just here for the money, not the gamers. Japan doesn't buy XOs at all, it's doomed no matter how you see it. Luckily, MS has the OH ALL PRAISE THE ALLMIGHTY PHIL SPENCER AKA the MS gaming division messias (who is probably the only PR that says actually coherent things (no joke here)). MS will dominate US and will make it worth the effort. Just wait till them crazy games and watch Xbox One perform a comeback and close the gap against PS4 but if it doesn't then who the hell gives a fuck if XO beats PS4 or not as long as it tracks over the X360? And if tracks under the Xbox360 then who cares? Profit = we all win yay. 

Nintendo is, obviously, finished. Their golden days are over. They are just a shadow of their former being. There is no hope, their products are too childish and no third party ever supports them and their underpowered console. They will have to drop the Wii U asap and become a third party dev for Sony and MS if they still want to live in this harsh world. I mean who cares about 3DS and it's inmense success right? All that matters is Wii U and it's complete and utter failure to beat it's competitors and surpass the original Wii. The gamepad is unnecessary and it's useless. It's all over, thinking a way out is just a waste of time. Simultaneously, MK8 has an attach rate of almost 50%, the console sells at a profit, the games seem to have tremendous legs, long and sexy enough as to make Cameron Diaz green with envy! Wii U this year has TLoZ, Splatoon, Xenoblade, Devil's Third, Yoshi's Woolly Word and probably huge reveals at E3 that will make it's sales absolutely skyrocket and destroy all negative predictions. Also, 3DS has an 83% marketshare and and in Japan it's also known as "the money-printer" by Nintendo. Speaking of printing money, Amiibos and N3DS will allow Iwata and Miyamoto to experience the feeling of bathing in a tub full of $100 bills once again since the end of the DS/Wii era. Nintendo is never going down, do you know why their consoles never break down? That's because they are made out of Nintendium, only material capable of withstanding the awesomeness of their games, hence they can't go TP because PS4 and XO would simply explode if they try to run a Nintendo game no matter the graphics. Nintendo is the only true winner in this market, everyone knows that.

Yeah that sure sounds like VGC alright. Interesting necrobump though.

Yes.  Always remember eveyone that has won the VGChartz Greatest User Tournaments.  Those guys are truly special.

Specially the guy who won the 2012 tournament, eh?

Should have necrobumped in four days, would have confused more people.

I remember when people were predicting Mario Kart 8 would sell