I remember I was in the food court at the mall several years ago and some lady in front of me had a sandal dangling off of her foot. I was looking so hard and she started wiggling her foot and my heart started beating faster and faster. If that sandal would have fallen off, I probably would have jizzed all over myself. Then I looked up at her face and she was looking at my reaction. Apparently, she knew that I was looking at her foot so she was wiggling it on purpose. I was so embarrassed, I just looked away, ate my food and left. Wish I'd had the nerve to talk to her.