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bananaking21 said:
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Don't worry; I'll be jumping from one couch to another to celebrate the new year.
I knew a guy who was ironing in nothing but a wavecap and put the iron down to answer the phone and knocked over the iron and burned his dick.
It was fucked up. He was flopping on the floor saying "my dick, my dick, I burned my dick"
I think there was a dude here in norway that got bit in the crown jewels by a cow.
Mirson said: Culled from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission's database of emergency room visits, here's a year's worth of self-abuse.
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Good stuff, I know someone who suffered from this injury this year.
Does the first guy have a micropenis? How did he get a wedding ring on it?! Same about the guy with the shot glass and we know his was erect.
I looked up penile fractures . I recommend you don't, and remember never run with an erect penis.
The one with the toy truck brings back a memory from years ago of my sister throwing a TV remote at me in anger, it was very painful.
"On my business card I am a corporate president. In my mind I am a game developer. But in my heart I am a gamer." - Satoru Iwata
From this thread onward all threads of the year 2014 will be compared with the mighty penis injury deity!
I already vote it as the thread, game, movie, music and jelly of the year
Vote the Mayor for Mayor!
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