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ThatGreekGuy on 31 December 2013

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Mirson on 31 December 2013
bananaking21 said:
Mirson said:
bananaking21 said:
Logico15 said:
Quality thread 10/10 will visit again, and I nominate this thread for thread of the year! Seriously though nothing compares to reading about howhow guys injured their penis


we just started the year and you already nominate it :/

I still have 5 hours to go. What a way to end the year.


just remember, while celebrating the new years in 5 hours, DO NOT try to use a shot glass to masturbate. 

Don't worry; I'll be jumping from one couch to another to celebrate the new year.



loy310 on 31 December 2013

I knew a guy who was ironing in nothing but a wavecap and put the iron down to answer the phone and knocked over the iron and burned his dick.

 

It was fucked up.  He was flopping on the floor saying "my dick, my dick, I burned my dick"



Logico15 on 31 December 2013

At least none of them got their dick shot by a cop :P



IsawYoshi on 31 December 2013

I think there was a dude here in norway that got bit in the crown jewels by a cow.



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larrysdirtydrawss on 31 December 2013

ive had all these things happen to me



AdventWolf on 31 December 2013
Mirson said:

Culled from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission's database of emergency room visits, here's a year's worth of self-abuse.

  • BLEEDING FROM PENIS, WAS DANCING AND RUBBING UP AGAINST SOMEONE REALLY ROUGH


Good stuff, I know someone who suffered from this injury this year.



BraveNewWorld on 02 January 2014

Does the first guy have a micropenis? How did he get a wedding ring on it?! Same about the guy with the shot glass and we know his was erect.

I looked up penile fractures . I recommend you don't, and remember never run with an erect penis.

The one with the toy truck brings back a memory from years ago of my sister throwing a TV remote at me in anger, it was very painful.



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hunter_alien on 02 January 2014

From this thread onward all threads of the year 2014 will be compared with the mighty penis injury deity!

I already vote it as the thread, game, movie, music and jelly of the year



Vote the Mayor for Mayor!

badgenome on 02 January 2014

Yep, 2013 was a busy year for my little guy.