Culled from the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission's database of emergency room visits, here's a year's worth of self-abuse.

• PUT HIS WEDDING RING ON HIS PENIS, NOW CAN'T GET IT OFF
• SITTING ON A TOILET AND DROPPED CIGARETTE ONTO PENIS
• BLEEDING FROM PENIS, WAS DANCING AND RUBBING UP AGAINST SOMEONE REALLY ROUGH
• STRUCK PENIS ON SPEAKER BOX
• CUT PENIS ON GIRLFRIENDS BELLY BUTTON RING
• WAS AT A WATER PARK AND RAN INTO A POLE, FOREHEAD AND PENIS CONTUSION
• HAS BEEN WRAPPING TISSUES AROUND PENIS WHILE GOING TO THE BATHROOM;DYSURIA
• WAS SEWING PANTS AND GOT NEEDLE STUCK IN PENIS
• GOLFING AND GOT TICK BITE TO PENIS
• LACERATION PENIS WHEN GRABBED DURING BASKETBALL GAME
• WHILE PUTTING ON PJ'S HE HIT HIS PENIS AGAINST THE WALL
• WAS IN THE SHOWER WASHING HIS PENIS, HAD FORESKIN PULLED BACK, & GOT STARTLED, HE PULLED IT BACK FURTHER. PENILE FRENULUM TEAR
• WAS WALKING IN HOME AND FELL THROUGH THE FLOOR BOARDS STRUCK PENIS
• LACERATION TO PENIS USING SHOT GLASS TO MASTURBATE
• DEVELOPED A LESION TO PENIS AFTER WEARING SOMEONE ELSES PANTS
• SHOT WITH BB GUN BY BRO TO THE GENITAL
• HEMATOMA TO PENIS AFTER BUMPING INTO A POOL TABLE WHILE TRYING TO TAKE A SHOT
• BURNT PENIS WITH BLOW DRYER
• ON TREADMILL, FELL WITH PANTS GETTING CAUGHT & PULLED INTO TREADMILL, INJURY TO PENIS, PENILE SWELLING & PAIN, TENDERNESS; LACERATION OF PENIS
• WALKING ON A TREADMILL AS IT WAS GOING VERY SLOWLY AND FELL OFF EDGE CAUGHT PENIS ON THE TREADS ABRASION PENIS
• DROPPED A 10LB WEIGHT ONTO PENIS
• WAS JUMPING FROM ONE COUCH TO ANOTHER NOW PAIN TO PENIS.
• SLIPPED OUT OF HIS CHAIR LAST NIGHT ONTO CARPET ATTEMPTING TO CATCH A BUG. PENIS ABRASION
• FELL IN SHOWER DIRECTLY ONTO ERECT PENIS. HEARD CRACK TO SITE.
• RUNNING WITH ERECT PENIS AND FELL ONTO FLOOR SUSTAINING PENILE FRACTURE
• HEARD A POP TAKING OFF BOXERS. PENILE FRACTURE
• WAS SITTING ON COUCH @ HOME, WHEN SIBLING THREW A LARGE TOY TRUCK AT HIM HITTING PENIS. TRAUMA.
• OLDER BROTHER & HIM HORSING AROUND WHEN SIBLING BIT PENIS.
• SHUT A DVD CASE ON PENIS
• PLACED AN ELECTRIC LINT REMOVER TO PENIS AND SUSTAINED A CUT
• USING A MILK JUG FOR A URINAL, SCRAPED PENIS ON ROUGH EDGE OF PLASTIC
• HAS BEEN PUTTING HOT TOWELS ON HIS PENIS, & STRETCHING IT , TO MAKE IT BIGGER, SAW IT ON INTERNET-PENIS PAIN.

I read the first few and I can't do anymore, its hurts just to read these.

Are you a masochist...?

Quality thread 10/10 will visit again, and I nominate this thread for thread of the year! Seriously though nothing compares to reading about howhow guys injured their penis

we just started the year and you already nominate it :/

nobody cares about people in america. new year has officially started!!

and dont be too quick to judge, you never know what could happen in the new year, if emma watson makes a sex scene in a movie and we make a thread about it, instant win right there.

I still have 5 hours to go. What a way to end the year.

Thread of the year for 2013 and 2014 considering some people are in the year 2014 while I still have 5 hours and 9 minutes.

just remember, while celebrating the new years in 5 hours, DO NOT try to use a shot glass to masturbate.