This thread already has Clippy the helping paperclip, breasts, and Patrick Stewart in it.  Well done.

Dark Souls is the worst racing game I have ever played I tell you why:
-Nitro regenerates in 2 seconds
-No turbos
-Normal enemies are too easy to outrun
-bosses didn't even try to run
-Car is too slow
-Can't divide by 0
Game gets shameful Knack/10

i may help you with this problems
as it is called xbox 1 and not xbox 0(maybe the successors name) you simply replace zero by 1
+ you can use the x as variable
and than put all in the box if you don't like the results.

I laughed harder at this than I should have. I don't care.

Hahahaha Brilliant

So many are so defensive they can't see the brilliance in this thread

Please enlighten me.

There is no brillance is there...

Every time someone says there's no brilliance, it makes it more brilliant.